Huckabee?! You've got to be fucking kidding!
Iowa Republicans voted for Mike Huckabee, thereby confirming my suspicion that Iowa is a fucked up, backwards-ass, ignorant, redneck sinkhole I have no intention of ever visiting, except in the event of an unavoidable flight layover (then again, I don't think I've ever flown through any airports in Iowa, so I might even be safe [...]

