R.I.P. George Carlin

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How badly could McCain fuck us?

If you're of the mind that Bush winning the 2000 election at the hands of a right-wing dominated Supreme Court was no coincidence, here's a sobering take on the upcoming election:

So yeah, if all you fucking short-sighted bullshit pseudo-feminist Clinton-zombies are totally willing to risk losing Roe v. Wade, see same-sex marriage get constitutionally banned, [...]

Huckabee?! You've got to be fucking kidding!

Iowa Republicans voted for Mike Huckabee, thereby confirming my suspicion that Iowa is a fucked up, backwards-ass, ignorant, redneck sinkhole I have no intention of ever visiting, except in the event of an unavoidable flight layover (then again, I don't think I've ever flown through any airports in Iowa, so I might even be safe [...]

5 Reasons Ron Paul is an Utterly Mad Cunt

So, I've had a few people, both friends and site visitors, ask me what I think of Ron Paul, Republican candidate for president and Texas congressman. Up until I looked into it a little, I simply thought he was so far off the "viable candidate" radar screen, I didn't really care … but prompted by [...]

fucking anti-abortion cunts … piss off!

Legal abortion has been one of my pet political causes since I was a young teen. Really, that may sound a little strange, but nonetheless true. Yes, I was headed to hell (according to an upcoming f*cking c*nts target, America's fundamentalist Christians) before I had even started having premarital sex and committing mortal sins and [...]