Search of the Week: teen sex religion britain

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I'm not even sure where to start with this one … it almost wants to be a sentence, but comes across more as a couple of two word search phrases accidentally stuck together. I want the searcher to come back, and answer a few questions:

  1. Are you implying there is a fringe religion in Britain that promotes teen sex?
  2. Were you hoping to find the Church of England's official position on teen sex?
  3. Is there some scandal brewing in the UK, involving religious officials and teen congregants?
  4. Are you hoping that you can go to Britain and have sex with teens without going to hell?
  5. Are you wondering if you can still be ordained in a British religion even though you had sex as a teen? (Considering CoE vicars can be married, I'd guess "yes" on that one.)

Please, Mister or Miss or Miz anonymous searcher, please come back and tell us what it is exactly you want to know about teen sex and British religions!

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Written by alphabitch. Posted on Wednesday, February 13th, 2008, at 3:33 pm.
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7 Responses to “Search of the Week: teen sex religion britain”

  1. hahahaha said:

    hahahahahahahaha

  2. Swayla said:

    lol

  3. alphabitch said:

    :-)

  4. BarryBham said:

    No need to go to Britain. The age of consent in Alabama is 16.

  5. alphabitch said:

    @barrybham: Hmm. Good point. Maybe it was someone from Alabama researching a possible visit to the UK?

  6. BarryBham said:

    Why go to Birmingham England when you can go to Birmingham, Alabama?

    On second thought, no one would want to go to either. Both are nasty and backward. And that's "nasty" in the not fun way.

  7. BarryBham said:

    OK so the England one probably isn't as bad. It's still filthy from all the steel production, which AL no longer has.

    In fact, no place in England is likely as bad as anywhere in Alabama. Though I doubt they do black-eyed peas as well.

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