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An important question for anyone to ponder at the outset of a new relationship:
Indeed. Perhaps as important for the person being asked as for the one doing the asking. ;-)
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!
11th July 2008 at 6:05 pm | permalink |I had that song going through my head for a few hours after watching that video. I almost sang it aloud while shopping for groceries but I caught myself.
11th July 2008 at 11:26 pm | permalink |9/10
12th July 2008 at 8:11 am | permalink |@akshelby: hahaha … not sure what the little old ladies in the store would have thought of that. ;-)
12th July 2008 at 6:00 pm | permalink |Wow. xD
This is great dating advice. I once asked a bunch of guy friends at this camping trip if they would let their girlfriend fuck them in the ass with a strap on. They all got this scared look, like I was crazy. Hahaha. I guess I knew the answer to that one.
13th July 2008 at 8:53 am | permalink |Yes the inter net will be the downfall of us all
13th July 2008 at 10:05 am | permalink |Yes. ;) -Male
13th July 2008 at 11:28 am | permalink |gotta love it..don't ya?….okay..never been there, don't know what i'm missing..
13th July 2008 at 7:52 pm | permalink |Sounds more like a government song :)
14th July 2008 at 3:06 am | permalink |@fabrulana - LOL! Yeah, if there was any truth in advertising, that would be the perfect campaign advertisement.
14th July 2008 at 5:25 am | permalink |@Aimee: It's definitely a really quick way to pre-sort potential dates, if you're really into it … hehehe
@Sean: Psh … according to some, it already has been. Hell in a handbasket and all that. ;-)
@Abestar: *high five*
@ej: Well, not being male, I don't know what you're missing either … but from what I hear, y'all with the prostate gland have a definite advantage in that department. :-)
@fabrulana: Oh fine. Go ahead and ruin the song for me, why don't you? hehe
14th July 2008 at 11:09 am | permalink |This is one of my top 10 questions on a first date.LOL
14th July 2008 at 1:30 pm | permalink |It's been a long time since I heard a new "one" or maybe it's an old one and I'm over the hill … anyhow I laughed my ass off when I stumbled across this gem… "Beef Drapes"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beef%20drapes
15th July 2008 at 8:23 pm | permalink |~
Hi AlphaBitch,
I stumbled upon your website…you have a lot of time in your hands! I am very envious! I am amazed at how much you can waste your time and still have enough money to survive…once again, I'm jealous, you are my hero actually. In any case, if you ever realize you need therapy, I am a therapist myself…you have my email…i will be happy to help…
All the best
F
19th July 2008 at 5:21 pm | permalink |@F: Ooh, I'll definitely shoot you an email! Lord knows, a good condescending attitude is the first thing I look for in a therapist! :-D
19th July 2008 at 6:25 pm | permalink |Don't laugh, I bet this guy has helped many people… to kill themselves.
20th July 2008 at 12:26 am | permalink |@fabrulana: The funny thing is, with as much money as most therapists charge an hour, the fact that he can't afford to have any free time pretty much proves how fucking incompetent he is. ;-)
20th July 2008 at 12:32 am | permalink |@alpha: well at least he knows how to use Stumble Upon (if I read correctly) or maybe he typed in your URL directly in by mistake ?
20th July 2008 at 12:41 am | permalink |Psychology 101 did teach me that: Those who feel the need to constantly criticize and find faults in others are generally hiding inequalities they feel towards themselves. Maybe you should go into politics. That advice was for free. "Condescending" may just be your middle name, and maybe two negatives will equal a positive in this case. Find a solution please, rather than regurgitating wikipedia.
20th July 2008 at 7:51 am | permalink |Psychology 101 only applies to sheep. Granted, thats 90+% of the population, but most of the people here mock because it's fun :)
Also, 'quoting' Psych 101 seems a lot like regurgitating wikipedia.
Another 'also'. Anyone not regurgitating wikipedia would know the term is 'inadequacies' not 'inequalities'.
http://xkcd.com/451/ seems kinda pertinent…
20th July 2008 at 8:59 am | permalink |@F "I stumbled upon your website"
LOL! As an avid stumbler, I know the odds of you stumbling onto the same site twice in two days are astronomical. I'm glad you've found some free time(and decided to waste it here).
"Those who feel the need to constantly criticize and find faults in others are generally hiding inequalities they feel towards themselves"
What?
I guess "F" stands for the grade you received in Psychology 101.
20th July 2008 at 10:30 am | permalink |being a cyberdork is kind of fun, shall we continue..? or shall we have lives?
20th July 2008 at 12:59 pm | permalink |oh yeah, and in case you've been asleep for the last fifty years, women can also be therapists.
20th July 2008 at 1:21 pm | permalink |@F: I have a life, thanks. But if you being here is a symptom of your lack thereof, you're perfectly capable of not coming back, no?
And I have noticed a lot of women in white collar professions seem to have chips on their shoulders about a lot of things … if you are, in fact, a female therapist, perhaps that explains the little inferiority complex you seem to have?
@Rick & fabrulana: S/he might also be using "stumbled upon" in the old-fashioned sense that StumbleUpon borrowed it from …?
20th July 2008 at 2:18 pm | permalink |@alphabitch - I considered that, but either way the 2nd, 3rd and 4th stops would have to be intentional.
20th July 2008 at 3:25 pm | permalink |I love your website! It's quite funny…
20th July 2008 at 4:07 pm | permalink |Of course @F came back on purpose to check your replies!!! I don't blame her, I would do it too!!!!
I mean…seeing you guys getting all worked up/amused on what she has to say HAS to be entertaining to her…she was probably expecting you guys not to give her all that attention!!! hahahaha….sorry @alphabitch, you are funny and sound smart, but you do seem to have a lot of time in your hands to take @F so seriously…like we say in my country: la que te jodió es ella! ;o)
@amused: Oh, believe me, I hacked on her/him on purpose … I really don't think an actual therapist would be that much of a dick, or care as much what a bunch of "techno dorks" thought about him/her. ;-)
20th July 2008 at 6:42 pm | permalink |The best goddamn therapy you’ll ever find F, is right here on this site. It’s such a fuckin’ relief spilling your guts without the censorship of some dumbass editing your every word. You should give it a try.
21st July 2008 at 1:57 am | permalink |Dear @alphabitch:
"la que te jodió es ella" means she-he was the one who was fucking with you on purpose…quite obvious to me…
And Get a job! And use that brain you have for something purposeful (is that the word in english?) …you are pretty smart…but you are SO angry! Or again, have lots of free time…
hasta nunca funny people! You guys made me laugh these past days…i will go kiss my daughter and play with her, and probably immediatly check back on this website looking for your reply, i fany,…how addicting! :o)
Carolina
21st July 2008 at 9:12 am | permalink |@amused: I do have a job. I work on the internet, so it's quite easy for me to check back here for comments a few times a day. And I know F was trying to fuck with me. Which is a pretty revealingly pathetic way for a supposed "therapist" to spend their time, I'd say.
And to be honest, I'm not really angry in day-to-day life. I do a lot more things with my time than this one website, but I think it's fucking hilarious that people read this site, and think it's an accurate and complete picture of who I am as a person …
21st July 2008 at 1:28 pm | permalink |