sex with dolphins & synchronicity

So, yes, today in my quest for new and interesting things to share with the wide world of the social bookmarking services, I clicked an old bookmark for an article on a university website about a person's experience with a pair of dolphins kept at the Kewalo Basin research facility in Hawaii. (Where is this going, you wonder … get to the part about the sex, already!) Well, tragically, the page seems to be gone. I even checked archive.org, and while they'd dutifully archived the introductory page of the piece, the longer page with all the good bits about captive dolphin masturbation habits, and tales of female dolphins molesting humans in their pool … no archive. Sorry.

So, I went on about my day, listening to The Jeff Show on Virgin Radio, thanking heavens that the UK's watershed hour on broadcast media happens halfway through my workday, making radio listening much more interesting (and why the fuck can't the FCC let us hear/see naughty things late at night on US broadcast media?!), when next thing I know, there's Jeff talking about swimming with dolphins … and how dolphins molest humans (among other cruel tricks, like slapping people and holding them under water). If only I could find a cached version of that page somewhere, I'd send it along to them.

I have not given up though … there MUST be a copy of that page SOMEWHERE on the interwebs.