3 Things Everyone Should Know (about this site)

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Since this site started getting a sudden massive flood of traffic yesterday, I've been noticing quite a few comments (both on this site and on the referring pages on digg and reddit) indicating a lot of visitors may not quite "get it" when they come here.

So, I've prepared this short list of things to keep in mind when visiting f-ckingc-nts.com. Consider it a sort of abbreviated user guide:

  1. I swear a lot. You should have gathered that from the name of the site, and shouldn't be surprised. You may also think profanity is offensive or immature. If so, just keep in mind that I don't give a fuck. :-)
  2. You may assume whatever you like about my character or sexual proclivities, but please understand that just because someone swears a lot does not mean they have a cock swinging between their legs. I am, in fact, female.
  3. I don't plagarize. If I ever "steal" content from someone else, I link to an appropriate source indicating where it came from. Everything else came off the top of my head, for better or worse. If it sounds similar to what someone else said, my mother always told me "great minds think alike."
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Written by alphabitch. Posted on Friday, February 22nd, 2008, at 6:39 pm.
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36 Responses to “3 Things Everyone Should Know (about this site)”

  1. Larry said:

    All this fucking swearing. It's really fucking crass of you to say this shit ya know.

  2. alphabitch said:

    @larry: Fuckin' a … I'm really goddamned fucking sorry. Sorry as shit. Really.

  3. c*ntc*rious said:

    When would you call somebody a cunt, as opposed to calling them a bitch?

    To me, both words fit #4 on your definition page.

    How do you use it?

  4. Lance said:

    Holy Christ. I love this site. Where the fuck did you come from?? I'm adding you to my blogroll and subscribing IMMEDIATELY.

    Rock on, sister.

  5. deadboy.charles said:

    Fuck. Why the spike in fucking traffic? Was something motherfucking dugg? I've noticed a lot of fucks looking at my fucking blog via yours. Fuck?

  6. alphabitch said:

    @c*ntc*rious: Mood and personal preference, mostly. :-)

    @lance: :-) Thanks!

    @deadboy: Yeah, something was motherfucking Dugg like a motherfucker. Almost killed the server earlier.

  7. deeesseee said:

    1. Good job with the website. It's good to see some people with some common sense. For the good of the people, country, humanity, and KFC, please continue.

    2. You should post a bio about yourself or something. Introduce yourself to all your new visitors.

    3. Just curious: around how many subscribers did you have before your 10 things post, and how many do you have now?

    4. Fuck. Swearing is a requirement here right?

  8. browser said:

    Browsed here from delicious. probably explains the rise in traffic.
    I need better fucking things to do with my time.

  9. Wesley said:

    The article "10 things every adult should know" was featured on Reddit not to long ago.

    That could explain it.

  10. tinkywinky said:

    I didn't know the word cunt was such a popular word in the States. You should hear us in the UK, we're pretty handy with it.

  11. Eric said:

    Holy shit! Look at all these peeps on here now! I know I found this place what, a couple months back, through StumbleUpon. Of course, Firefox's market share is still only like 17% due to the fact that many people still think Internet Assplorer = Internet period.

  12. vlado said:

    it is like I am reading my mind in a published version on the www,your site is my believe in progress,may the idea of liberal progressive mind become alive in this fucked non evolution teaching country,that small light you lightened should lite forever.

  13. alphabitch said:

    @deeesseee: 1. Thanks, but only if I can help drive KFC into the ground. :-)

    2. Ehhhhhh … maybe.

    3. I averaged 50-some before this post, and currently have 331 … we'll see how long they stick around. ;-)

    4. Not a "requirement" per se, but always appreciated!

    @Eric: Yeah, no kidding. It hit reddit and Digg both really hard on Friday … and 80+% of the visitors are using Firefox, fwiw. :-)

  14. alphabitch said:

    @vlado: Thanks!

  15. markjamesmurphy said:

    I love you, alphabitch.

    Do me.

  16. alphabitch said:

    @tinkywinky: How did I miss your comment?! Anyhow … cunt is NOT a popular word in the US (unless you're trying to get slapped). I'm doing my bit to hopefully change that a bit. ;-)

    I have an English friend who gave me a wonderful drunken speech to the effect of, "cunt is a wonderful word and you should use it more often," which actually spawned this blog. :-)

    @markjamesmurphy: lol … thanks, but I hardly know you. heh

  17. deeesseee said:

    And way to go with responding to everyone, it shows some true dedication.

    Again, keep up the great work.

  18. alphabitch said:

    hehe … Yeah, it was a lot easier to keep up with the comments a week ago. ;-)

  19. Sasha said:

    Congrats on a site well done!

    Where I live, swearing isn't considered as offensive as in the US. Certainly not by me.

    So, keep the humour in there.

    All the best!

  20. Sasha said:

    Oh, and by the way, I totally agree with all of what you write. Keep it up!

  21. T. Phillips said:

    ROFL! Yea, I did assume that you were a guy. Either because I'm a guy or because you are so strong willed and foul mouthed.
    That's some funny shit right there!

  22. alphabitch said:

    @sasha: Thanks. :-)

    @t. phillips: lol … well, you're not the only one. heheh

  23. Eric said:

    @alphabitch: Wow, 80% Firefox users? That would explain the general quality of the average posts here being superior to the more 'mainstream' stuff. The IE Zombies haven't found us yet! Woohoo!

  24. Autodidact said:

    @Eric

    Unfortunately I am an IE7 zombie. If you check the other blog comments you'll find out that this a bad thing for everyone involved.

    That being said, Firefox is a really nice browser and I install it on all of my families' computers…without asking first, hah.

  25. betabitch said:

    you are my fucking hero!

  26. Erica said:

    Amazing and truthful posts. Everyone should see this site.

    Rock on. :D

  27. alphabitch said:

    @autodidact: If you're installing it on all your family's computers, why not on yours? ;-)

    @betabitch: Thanks! :-)

    @erica: And thanks to you too. :-)

  28. Swayla said:

    So far I've looked at about four different pages on this site and have seen at least three different spots where you mention that you are a female or a white female. I think it's hilarious people still make comments assuming otherwise or trying to guess…

    FIREFOX RULES.

  29. alphabitch said:

    @swayla: Yeah, I don't know if it says more about American reading comprehension skills, or attention span … heheh

  30. Drake said:

    TV always told me great mind think for themselves……

  31. alphabitch said:

    @drake: Sure, but that doesn't mean they won't come to the same conclusion … ;-)

    But yeah, if you heard it on TV, it must be true!

  32. Drake said:

    Why would the tv lie?

  33. alphabitch said:

    @drake: You're right, what was I thinking? hehe

  34. Ian said:

    Do you know the second line of the 'Great Minds Think Alike' proverb?

  35. Drake said:

    And fools seldom differ

  36. alphabitch said:

    @ian & drake: Nice! :-) Didn't know that … it's so wonderfully reversible with both lines.

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