3 Things Everyone Should Know (about this site)
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Since this site started getting a sudden massive flood of traffic yesterday, I've been noticing quite a few comments (both on this site and on the referring pages on digg and reddit) indicating a lot of visitors may not quite "get it" when they come here.
So, I've prepared this short list of things to keep in mind when visiting f-ckingc-nts.com. Consider it a sort of abbreviated user guide:
- I swear a lot. You should have gathered that from the name of the site, and shouldn't be surprised. You may also think profanity is offensive or immature. If so, just keep in mind that I don't give a fuck. :-)
- You may assume whatever you like about my character or sexual proclivities, but please understand that just because someone swears a lot does not mean they have a cock swinging between their legs. I am, in fact, female.
- I don't plagarize. If I ever "steal" content from someone else, I link to an appropriate source indicating where it came from. Everything else came off the top of my head, for better or worse. If it sounds similar to what someone else said, my mother always told me "great minds think alike."
All this fucking swearing. It's really fucking crass of you to say this shit ya know.
22nd February 2008 at 9:16 pm | permalink |@larry: Fuckin' a … I'm really goddamned fucking sorry. Sorry as shit. Really.
22nd February 2008 at 11:00 pm | permalink |When would you call somebody a cunt, as opposed to calling them a bitch?
To me, both words fit #4 on your definition page.
How do you use it?
23rd February 2008 at 12:59 am | permalink |Holy Christ. I love this site. Where the fuck did you come from?? I'm adding you to my blogroll and subscribing IMMEDIATELY.
Rock on, sister.
23rd February 2008 at 1:00 am | permalink |Fuck. Why the spike in fucking traffic? Was something motherfucking dugg? I've noticed a lot of fucks looking at my fucking blog via yours. Fuck?
23rd February 2008 at 1:58 am | permalink |@c*ntc*rious: Mood and personal preference, mostly. :-)
@lance: :-) Thanks!
@deadboy: Yeah, something was motherfucking Dugg like a motherfucker. Almost killed the server earlier.
23rd February 2008 at 2:51 am | permalink |1. Good job with the website. It's good to see some people with some common sense. For the good of the people, country, humanity, and KFC, please continue.
2. You should post a bio about yourself or something. Introduce yourself to all your new visitors.
3. Just curious: around how many subscribers did you have before your 10 things post, and how many do you have now?
4. Fuck. Swearing is a requirement here right?
23rd February 2008 at 3:07 am | permalink |Browsed here from delicious. probably explains the rise in traffic.
23rd February 2008 at 6:50 am | permalink |I need better fucking things to do with my time.
The article "10 things every adult should know" was featured on Reddit not to long ago.
That could explain it.
23rd February 2008 at 11:07 am | permalink |I didn't know the word cunt was such a popular word in the States. You should hear us in the UK, we're pretty handy with it.
23rd February 2008 at 3:40 pm | permalink |Holy shit! Look at all these peeps on here now! I know I found this place what, a couple months back, through StumbleUpon. Of course, Firefox's market share is still only like 17% due to the fact that many people still think Internet Assplorer = Internet period.
23rd February 2008 at 3:42 pm | permalink |it is like I am reading my mind in a published version on the www,your site is my believe in progress,may the idea of liberal progressive mind become alive in this fucked non evolution teaching country,that small light you lightened should lite forever.
23rd February 2008 at 6:47 pm | permalink |@deeesseee: 1. Thanks, but only if I can help drive KFC into the ground. :-)
2. Ehhhhhh … maybe.
3. I averaged 50-some before this post, and currently have 331 … we'll see how long they stick around. ;-)
4. Not a "requirement" per se, but always appreciated!
@Eric: Yeah, no kidding. It hit reddit and Digg both really hard on Friday … and 80+% of the visitors are using Firefox, fwiw. :-)
23rd February 2008 at 9:16 pm | permalink |@vlado: Thanks!
23rd February 2008 at 9:18 pm | permalink |I love you, alphabitch.
Do me.
23rd February 2008 at 10:33 pm | permalink |@tinkywinky: How did I miss your comment?! Anyhow … cunt is NOT a popular word in the US (unless you're trying to get slapped). I'm doing my bit to hopefully change that a bit. ;-)
I have an English friend who gave me a wonderful drunken speech to the effect of, "cunt is a wonderful word and you should use it more often," which actually spawned this blog. :-)
@markjamesmurphy: lol … thanks, but I hardly know you. heh
24th February 2008 at 4:21 am | permalink |And way to go with responding to everyone, it shows some true dedication.
Again, keep up the great work.
24th February 2008 at 12:07 pm | permalink |hehe … Yeah, it was a lot easier to keep up with the comments a week ago. ;-)
24th February 2008 at 3:51 pm | permalink |Congrats on a site well done!
Where I live, swearing isn't considered as offensive as in the US. Certainly not by me.
So, keep the humour in there.
All the best!
25th February 2008 at 8:07 am | permalink |Oh, and by the way, I totally agree with all of what you write. Keep it up!
25th February 2008 at 8:11 am | permalink |ROFL! Yea, I did assume that you were a guy. Either because I'm a guy or because you are so strong willed and foul mouthed.
25th February 2008 at 8:34 am | permalink |That's some funny shit right there!
@sasha: Thanks. :-)
@t. phillips: lol … well, you're not the only one. heheh
25th February 2008 at 2:39 pm | permalink |@alphabitch: Wow, 80% Firefox users? That would explain the general quality of the average posts here being superior to the more 'mainstream' stuff. The IE Zombies haven't found us yet! Woohoo!
26th February 2008 at 11:43 am | permalink |@Eric
Unfortunately I am an IE7 zombie. If you check the other blog comments you'll find out that this a bad thing for everyone involved.
That being said, Firefox is a really nice browser and I install it on all of my families' computers…without asking first, hah.
27th February 2008 at 12:27 am | permalink |you are my fucking hero!
27th February 2008 at 4:22 pm | permalink |Amazing and truthful posts. Everyone should see this site.
Rock on. :D
29th February 2008 at 1:04 pm | permalink |@autodidact: If you're installing it on all your family's computers, why not on yours? ;-)
@betabitch: Thanks! :-)
@erica: And thanks to you too. :-)
29th February 2008 at 3:54 pm | permalink |So far I've looked at about four different pages on this site and have seen at least three different spots where you mention that you are a female or a white female. I think it's hilarious people still make comments assuming otherwise or trying to guess…
FIREFOX RULES.
11th March 2008 at 5:24 pm | permalink |@swayla: Yeah, I don't know if it says more about American reading comprehension skills, or attention span … heheh
11th March 2008 at 9:34 pm | permalink |TV always told me great mind think for themselves……
16th March 2008 at 8:45 pm | permalink |@drake: Sure, but that doesn't mean they won't come to the same conclusion … ;-)
But yeah, if you heard it on TV, it must be true!
16th March 2008 at 9:26 pm | permalink |Why would the tv lie?
17th March 2008 at 11:58 am | permalink |@drake: You're right, what was I thinking? hehe
17th March 2008 at 2:08 pm | permalink |Do you know the second line of the 'Great Minds Think Alike' proverb?
22nd April 2008 at 12:59 pm | permalink |And fools seldom differ
22nd April 2008 at 2:20 pm | permalink |@ian & drake: Nice! :-) Didn't know that … it's so wonderfully reversible with both lines.
22nd April 2008 at 2:24 pm | permalink |