Profanity of the Month … Help!
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No, "Help" is not the profanity of the month … I'm having a bit of trouble this month thinking of something both sufficiently profane and clever/amusing enough to inspire me. So, I'm asking for your help!
If you have a good two word phrase, a creative compound form or unique grammatical usage of a single swear word, or something along those lines that both a.) uses a word or part of a word commonly considered profane in the English language (ie. something that would get you slapped if you said it as a child), and b.) will make me giggle, snigger, or actually laugh out loud, send it in, 'cause I wanna see it!
And never fear, even if your submission isn't used this month, rest assured I'll be saving my favorite entries for future moments of PotM writer's block. ;-) Let the fun begin!
Email your suggestions to:
UPDATE: Although I do believe we have a winner (and it is, after all, up to my capricious whims …), I'm going to leave this open for another day or two, just because reading all the suggestions is really fucking entertaining.
Maybe next month, I'll have people vote for their favorite out of some of the emails … whaddya think?
Ah, yes. The best profanities are those that don't actually use curse words, really. I always loved "Dillweed, pecker-head,and sloorhut.
18th June 2008 at 4:51 am | permalink |How about "John McCain". I'll use it in a sentence:
It's the year 2012, and the people of the United States, realizing how stupid they are for electing another republican, can finally admit "we've been John McCained".
18th June 2008 at 6:09 am | permalink |Not sure what to make of it, though I'm sure any female reading would definitely have an opinion, but I find it interesting that two guys (judging by names used) put their suggestions in a comment when the bitch clearly asked for emails…
18th June 2008 at 6:35 am | permalink |@Zayne: hehe … yeah. I actually originally had comments closed, before I asked for opinions about the PotM poll idea. Perhaps I should have put that question in as a poll as well? heh
@Pedro: See, I'd call those "insults", but not "profanities". Personally, I think a good non-profane insult is great, but it kinda violates the spirit of the site, don't you think?
@ThomasP: I think that's really a bit harsh, even for a site called fucking cunts. ;-)
18th June 2008 at 8:53 am | permalink |How about "Patrioshit," defined as racist or xenophobic bullshit, or ignorant douchebaggery more generally, disguised as patriotism.
18th June 2008 at 10:46 am | permalink |@Kavan: That's not bad, I might save that one … but …
email your suggestions to: alphabitch@fckingcnts.com
… as per the large text in the middle of the post. ;-)
18th June 2008 at 10:56 am | permalink |Yeah,,,I saw you ask for suggestions to the email. but, since my comment was excepted. I let it ride,,,
18th June 2008 at 11:55 am | permalink |I am really SO fucking curious to see what suggestions have been sent.
yes,,I guess my suggestions were really more insults than FucKinG pronfanities..but..I really wanted to share them… the one insult I mentioned.. "sloorhut" has a very funny story behind it… my friend, a Spanish speaker wanted to yell "Whore, slut!" at a girl who threw a beer bottle at him from a speeding Ford, but, he mixed the words up.. and I laughed my fucking ass off at this for…at least 20 years now…
Profanity:
18th June 2008 at 5:32 pm | permalink |ClockSucker!
Didn't get there in time…
hehehe … I should just automatically disqualify everyone who posts their suggestion in the thread, instead of clicking on the GIANT EMAIL LINK in the post. ;-)
19th June 2008 at 6:00 pm | permalink |No, no! Don't disqualify me! I promise I’ll be a good boy hereafter! Next time I won't overlook the obvious gigantic e-mail link. (At least, I think I’m pretty sure I won't…) :-)
20th June 2008 at 7:27 am | permalink |Ya'll are too funny:)
20th June 2008 at 8:53 am | permalink |We shouldn't disqualify him.. he should be burned, alive.
I'll get the matches…
21st June 2008 at 6:18 am | permalink |That's not very nice. Being on fire hurts real bad.
21st June 2008 at 11:50 am | permalink |@bill: Yeah, I think I'll skip the burning alive. I'm merciful as petty dictators go. ;-)
@DavidGX: I'm sure we could find a more deserving target, don't you? heh
@Rick: I'd say "we try," but I have a feeling it comes naturally to most of us. lol
21st June 2008 at 12:35 pm | permalink |