fucking cunts … yes, you heard that correctly
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Righty-o. Might as well start of by offending everyone, no? Otherwise, what fun will this little site be?
So, as an American (meaning United Statesian) woman, why in the hell would I actually start a blog using the word "cunt" all over the place? It is, after all, the single most offensive female-referential word in the American English language. Guaranteed to offend absolutely almost everyone, no matter what. And even among those who aren't actively offended (like teenaged boys, who are often just offensive in and of themselves), it will at least get a nervous giggle …
What fucking power! I can be a bit of a power mad cow, just every so often. And honestly, the word doesn't bother me, not any more … however, I like the idea that it probably bothers you. And I like the idea that a good deal of what I'm going to say on this blog might bother you as well. And if it doesn't, I'll wager it'll make you laugh. Either way, I'm happy.
So yes, cunt. I had the honor of being called a cunt just the other day. With feeling, even! By a very drunk, angry man. And I noticed the only thought I had was "Wow, he's really fucking trying hard, isn't he?" I'd like to take a moment to thank my friend who (you know who you are) thoroughly desensitized my delicate American ears to the word in the weeks leading up to that moment … because damn. I think I'm going to have fun with it now. You should too. It's a lovely word, and everyone should use it more often. And honestly, if you just take a deep breath and relax about it, you've got to admit … it's a bit fun to go around winding people up a little, isn't it? Go on, admit it …
… if you don't agree, you've probably got no business reading this site in the first place. So, kindly fuckoff. Hate mail is only going to be deleted (or posted about, if it's really well—or badly—written).
(So, does that all mean I'm a cunt? Or is it that other people who piss me off are cunts? Or both? Maybe neither? I'll leave it to you to decide …)
Thanks much for enabling the baskets of rotten vegetables. Soapbox histrionics require audience feedback for full impact.
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I fear the intoxicated gentleman knew not the words vulva and vagina nor indeed the care and attention such sensitive creatures crave and deserve.
Or he may just have been crude, rude, and obnoxious.
What has always amused me is that such persons expect one to accept their vulgarity and wear it like some cloak of shame. The fear and loathing with which such words are hurled reveals their phobia, their inadequacy and they can bloody well choke on it.
Some women prefer 'cunt' with its hard sexual inference or other slang, with more intimate less medical overtones, although few, I suspect, loudly in a public bar.
As I heard one woman reply in a similar circumstance, 'shut up and leave me alone NOW or I'll rip off your puny balls, stuff'em down your cock-sucking throat, tear off your empty head, and shove it up your fucked-up ass in 10, 9, 8…'
Or as another once said to me, 'fucking cunts are made for two things: fucking kids and fucking cocks; the kids are way too big, take far too long, and cry; the cocks are barely big enough, last barely long enough, and snore'.
Of course anything to do with S-E-X fucking bothers some folks. Yet these same folks tend to large numbers of children. There is nothing so strange as the human animal but the human vegetable.
I shall await your unfettered voice, the fun you will have 'shaking people up'. The curtain rises, melodrama enters stage left, farce stage right, satire and irony eager in the wings…while the audience chants TK, TK, TKO!
24th October 2007 at 10:01 pm | permalink |Well, in defense of the intoxicated gentleman, we're rather well acquainted and I'd actually hurt his feelings quite badly not long before that incident, and he's just not terribly good at dealing with things in an eloquent manner. Rather long story, but suffice to say I let the comment pass, except to inwardly note the almost complete lack of impact it had.
Now, in a bar, from a stranger, I think I would be more inclined to say something like, "Are you really trying to offend me?" Or maybe, if I was feeling bitchy, "Oh how cute! It's trying to hurt my feelings!"
But yes, for the most part, they most certainly can bloody well choke on it. hehe
And I certainly hope this little site doesn't disappoint. :-)
24th October 2007 at 10:25 pm | permalink |Where does 'twat' rank against 'cunt'? Worse word? Not so much? My wifey says cunt is definitely worse. I had always been under the impression that they were one and the same. Like dick and cock — 'He's a dick. He's a cock.' etc. I was a little thrown off when one day I referred to someone as a twat and she giggled, then in a different conversation someone else was referred to as a cunt and she acted shocked.
Another unspoken girly-rule unknown to all men until its broken. :)
19th March 2008 at 5:22 pm | permalink |@listerart: I think cunt is generally considered much worse than twat … by the same token, I always though cock was a "worse" word than dick, if used as an insult. I didn't think that was particularly a "girly" rule though. hehe
20th March 2008 at 12:32 pm | permalink |