Super Tuesday: at home, twiddling my thumbs
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Earlier, while listening to primary/caucus results on NPR, I was also listening to my sister read aloud from a website full of personal accounts of the various very strange ways in which people masturbate (with a loaf of Wonder Bread … with an apple and a pair of mom's stockings … with a couple of screwdrivers … human ingenuity knows no bounds).
Somehow, it seemed a particularly appropriate topic for an election night.
As of last I checked, it seems Obama won more states and more delegates last night. Which makes me happy because as good a president as I'm sure Hillary would make, I'd like to actually have a Democrat in the white house this time. I highly doubt she could actually WIN.
Also her having Jack Thompson (anti-videogame lunatic lawyer) so far up her ass I'm amazed she can even walk doesn't help.
6th February 2008 at 3:53 pm | permalink |I've heard Obama got more states, but Hillary has more delegates so far …
… still more states left to go though. So here's hoping he cleans up on her.
6th February 2008 at 4:06 pm | permalink |Most of her extra delegates are super delegates.. and if it comes down to them, and they screw Obama over I say we murder some super delegates x_X
6th February 2008 at 4:11 pm | permalink |Me, my mother and sister are going to the polls here (Louisiana) in a few days for Obama. I really hope he takes this state.
6th February 2008 at 4:12 pm | permalink |Screwdrivers? Now that sounds ouchie.
23rd February 2008 at 5:33 am | permalink |