Oooh! Shiny!

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Sarah Palin likes shiny objects
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Tags: election 2008, humor, John McCain, natural selection, people, Republicans, Sarah Palin, USA

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Written by alphabitch. Posted on Wednesday, October 1st, 2008, at 1:54 pm.
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5 Responses to “Oooh! Shiny!”

  1. Mike Cane said:

    Hahahaha. And let's not forget the White House will be redone in pink. Bad pink. Bad bad bad pink!

    1st October 2008 at 2:36 pm | permalink |
  2. Becca said:

    "Who wants cake?"
    "I want caek! I want caek! Yes I do! Ha, ha. Caek."

    1st October 2008 at 2:38 pm | permalink |
  3. Ken Jones said:

    I can haz nommynaishun?

    1st October 2008 at 2:45 pm | permalink |
  4. alphabitch said:

    @Mike: I think she prefers red … but boy oh boy would I love to see a pink exterior paint job! rofl

    @Becca: CAEK!! NOM NOM NOM!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

    @Ken: Scary thing is, she already got that part. hehehehe

    1st October 2008 at 11:18 pm | permalink |
  5. grimbles said:

    Now it's "i can haz votz plz?"

    2nd October 2008 at 10:11 pm | permalink |

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