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Yes, yes … what do you expect from a woman who can be accurately emulated by a random phrase generator? Imagine: Foreign policy via diamond tennis bracelet "gifts". It could happen. It could happen.

















Hahahaha. And let's not forget the White House will be redone in pink. Bad pink. Bad bad bad pink!
1st October 2008 at 2:36 pm | permalink |"Who wants cake?"
1st October 2008 at 2:38 pm | permalink |"I want caek! I want caek! Yes I do! Ha, ha. Caek."
I can haz nommynaishun?
1st October 2008 at 2:45 pm | permalink |@Mike: I think she prefers red … but boy oh boy would I love to see a pink exterior paint job! rofl
@Becca: CAEK!! NOM NOM NOM!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
@Ken: Scary thing is, she already got that part. hehehehe
1st October 2008 at 11:18 pm | permalink |Now it's "i can haz votz plz?"
2nd October 2008 at 10:11 pm | permalink |