How badly could McCain fuck us?
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If you're of the mind that Bush winning the 2000 election at the hands of a right-wing dominated Supreme Court was no coincidence, here's a sobering take on the upcoming election:
So yeah, if all you fucking short-sighted bullshit pseudo-feminist Clinton-zombies are totally willing to risk losing Roe v. Wade, see same-sex marriage get constitutionally banned, and all that other morality-turned-law crap the Republicans really want to get taken care of, go right the fuck ahead and vote for McCain. Watch the Supreme Court get strangled in a right-wing death grip for the next 20 years … you fucking selfish, brain-dead, wannabe-martyr assholes.
Do you think "fucking short-sighted bullshit pseudo-feminist Clinton-zombies" would fit on a t-shirt?
Also McCain is such a bad idea it hurts.
6th June 2008 at 8:06 am | permalink |@Deadboy: I'm sure it'd fit if you used small enough type. hehehe
6th June 2008 at 12:39 pm | permalink |The is no drum of anal lube big enough to take care of the ass-fucking that would accompany the inauguration of THAT fucking cunt.
6th June 2008 at 1:15 pm | permalink |@Dr. Atomix: Well, if Bush was using a barbed-wire condom when he bent over the US public, I think McCain might only use sandpaper … but either way, there is definitely no lube that could stop the pain. :-/
6th June 2008 at 10:19 pm | permalink |While we're printing out those "Three Corporate Evils" shirts….
8th June 2008 at 5:22 pm | permalink |Just want to point out that Souter is a wildcard. You can't lump him in w/ the conservative block so much. Him and Kennedy tend to be the swing votes.
8th June 2008 at 6:23 pm | permalink |It's not that he's being lumped in with the "conservative" judges … he's being lumped in with the "young enough to not be likely to retire during the next 4 years" judges.
8th June 2008 at 6:36 pm | permalink |While I completely agree with you, and I definitely think they're brain-dead wannabe martyrs, I also think that the language you chose makes your point sound unintelligent and makes it a little… sad.
But that's just my two cents.
8th June 2008 at 9:21 pm | permalink |your condescending and insulting attitude is exactly what we don't need. so please die in a fire.
8th June 2008 at 10:11 pm | permalink |xoxo
wonko
The Court is already the Federalist Society Court as they are the majority..
McCain would add more Federalist Society Tory Usurpers until they were able to eviscerate our Constitution forever..
8th June 2008 at 11:07 pm | permalink |@Tess: Yeah, I know my language turns a lot of people off … but there are hundreds of people saying the same damn thing, with "proper" language. I'm not arrogant enough to think I'm the only person out there with my opinion, so I leave it to the proper folks to say it diplomatically. My target audience is the folks who are sick to fucking death of people beating around the bush and trying to be diplomatic about this shit.
@wonkobox: See, I would say that the "I'll vote for ovaries and dogmatism before I'll vote for brains and real ideas" voters are exactly what we don't need.
And thanks but no thanks … dying in a fire sounds miserable and painful.
@TJ: My point exactly.
9th June 2008 at 1:47 am | permalink |In europe hardly anyone would even think of voting someone like McCain (except maybe Italy but that's an anomaly)
9th June 2008 at 2:12 am | permalink |Someone that uses so many time the word God in just about any case would strike as a liar, hypocrite religious fundamentalist etc …
Maybe that's because people hear remember from history classes or have witnessed in first person how evil and downright absurd religion can be
Just to keep the "intelligence" going… McCain reminds me of Kane the more I look at him…
http://www.fuenf-filmfreunde.de/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/kane.jpg
9th June 2008 at 9:15 am | permalink |@Tess- Just curious, what kind of language were you anticipating when you began reading articles on "F-CKINGC-NTS.COM"?
10th June 2008 at 4:23 am | permalink |Q. How badly could McCain fuck us?
A. Pretty fucking bad.
I'm not convinced that McSame has 8 good years left in him and his Veep would get to ride his coat tails … meaning we'd have Chimpy McButtercup and his poisoned legacy fouling the waters of the Potomac for another 12 years.
And I shudder at the though of what rat hole McSame would go diving into in order to dredge up a SCOTUS nominee that would placate the mouth-breathing, shirt drooling idiots of the Christian right.
10th June 2008 at 6:30 am | permalink |@baley: Personally, I'm a bit confused as to how waving the Bible around ended up as a defacto requirement to get elected in a country with a completely secular Constitution myself …
@Rick: That's exactly what I always wonder when someone complains about the language here … not like I'm not pretty upfront about it. heh
@Becca: Yeah, the 'dying in office' angle is another thing to consider … but the number of elderly Supreme Court justices who'll be stepping down (and/or dying) within the near future is, IMO, even scarier.
10th June 2008 at 10:24 am | permalink |"totally willing to risk losing Roe v. Wade"
McCain wants to make it a state decision. Obama is so pro-choice he's for partial-birth abortions and killing babies that survive abortions and are born. Plus, I'd rather lose Roe vs. Wade than the 2nd Amendment.
"see same-sex marriage get constitutionally banned"
McCain, Clinton and Obama are all for civil unions and against gay marriage. No difference here.
"and all that other morality-turned-law crap the Republicans really want to get taken care of, go right the fuck ahead and vote for McCain."
Yeah, all that crap they could do now under Bush but aren't.
"Watch the Supreme Court get strangled in a right-wing death grip for the next 20 years … you fucking selfish, brain-dead, wannabe-martyr assholes."
10th June 2008 at 3:38 pm | permalink |I'll do that. Thank you for your suggestion.
@Ryan: 1. I'm willing to bet you have no medically accurate idea what a "partial-birth" abortion is, or how often and for what reasons the procedure is used. And if you could get pregnant, I bet you'd feel a little less cavalier about losing your right to not bear children against your will.
2. There is a BIG difference between being "pro civil-union legislation" and "pro hetero-centric constitutional amendment". If you don't understand the difference, go back to 7th grade Civics class.
3. If you didn't understand from the get go that I was talking to the rabid Hillary supporters who threatened to protest-vote for McCain if the ovaries didn't trump the testes for the Democratic nomination (as opposed to "fuck the rest of the Constitution, so long as we've still got the 2nd Amendment, my private arsenal will protect me from the government goons" ignoramus right-wingers like yourself), I doubt you have the intellectual ability to understand an actual detailed rebuttal.
10th June 2008 at 4:03 pm | permalink |@Ryan
I hate you. I really do. Not only would I allow every kind of abortion under the sun, BUT, I'd raise the maximum age to… how ever old you are. And then I'd have a court ordered abortion performed on you.
I'm just trying to make the world a better place. You being a republican I'm sure you understand the idea of forcing ones own ideas on others bodies. It's what raptorjesus would do.
10th June 2008 at 7:59 pm | permalink |@DavidGX: *snigger*
10th June 2008 at 11:14 pm | permalink |a little angry but a good point
12th June 2008 at 4:01 am | permalink |i guess he can fuck you really bad, if you americans wote for the bush followup?..
13th June 2008 at 5:53 pm | permalink |@bill: Hell yeah, he could. heh … need to write a point-by-point post on the bastard.
13th June 2008 at 7:52 pm | permalink |About the foul language used here on f*cking c*nts.
14th June 2008 at 10:12 am | permalink |I have to agree with Tess. It’s an outrageously bad and ghastly site. Nevertheless, somehow this site has gotten stuck in my browser and I can’t get rid of it. So every time I turn on my clean god-abiding computer, this godforsaken site keeps popping up, and weak and fragile as I am I just have to post comments (mostly because the voices tell me to.) on this dreadful site.
Damn that Alphabitch! She has so much power over my defenseless, unprotected mind that she keeps on dragging me down to her petty level, so little pathetic me starts cursing like an old sailor. DAMN YOU ALPHABITCH, DAMN YOU!! :-))
You are a pathetic little twit. I am a Clinton supporter who will vote for Obama in November and I must say that you are part of the problem in the Dem party right now. Stick it in your ear.
14th June 2008 at 11:09 am | permalink |@bill- It's kinda funny, seems we have both ends of the spectrum here. I recently installed the Answers add-on for Firefox so I could quickly look up acronyms and abbreviations; (very useful) however, I find myself using it on this site to lookup/verify definitions all the time.
Things I should already know of course.
14th June 2008 at 12:17 pm | permalink |Well, as a not english speaking person, i find such stuff helpfull too :)
14th June 2008 at 12:31 pm | permalink |But, you know, How much me English tongue is fucked up, I sincerely hope my meaning gets through to you?
14th June 2008 at 12:46 pm | permalink |Get off the fence, already. Tell us what you REALLY think of McCain! :-)
14th June 2008 at 1:13 pm | permalink |@bill: But, but … I'm so good at being a bad influence! You're living proof! You gotta stick with what you're good at, no?
@Babba: You're not one of the Clinton supporters I was talking about, if you're already planning to vote for Obama. Take offense all you want, but you're taking offense for no reason.
@Rick: heh … I have TheFreeDictionary plugin for my address bar. I do occasionally look up words before I use 'em. ;-)
@Friar: All in good time. hehehe … He'll be getting a detailed post all of his very own.
14th June 2008 at 5:22 pm | permalink |Yeah, A*Bitch, you're a fuckin' bitch for having such an influence on me tiny mind, and by God you're good at it. What the fuck is a little fucker to do? But still I love you! (Written without any glossary.))
14th June 2008 at 9:47 pm | permalink |