Uuhhhmmmm. What the FUCK?

Y'know, she could have saved sooo much time on her answer by just saying, "Me neither!" But maybe "neither" is a bigger word than she can handle?


Like, y'know, wow! *tee*HEE*
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Tags: abstinence, ignorance, natural selection, USA, video

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Written by alphabitch. Posted on Tuesday, May 19th, 2009, at 8:36 pm.
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14 Responses to “Uuhhhmmmm. What the FUCK?”

  1. deeesseee said:

    You're like two years late… but whatever.

    Yeah, too bad beauty queens can't also be at least mildly competent.

  2. heiko said:

    oh wow … that's hot! actually, unresistable!!1

  3. Ray said:

    like OMFG!!!!! the original role model for Miss Prejean!

  4. Bob said:

    Why So Late?

  5. alphabitch said:

    @deeesseee: Hey, stupid never goes out of style … y'think she's gotten any smarter in the meantime? ;-)

    @heiko: Isn't it? A woman who never talks back… because she can't!

    @Ray: Only even dumber, I think. lol

    @Bob: Hey, I never claimed to run a breaking news site. ;-)

  6. Elie said:

    Never quite understood the purpose of these beauty pageants. They are simply a way to watch scantily clad women parade around in bikini's. I always found it phony that the guys who produce the shows try to make them anything more than that.

    And in this day and age, I can see the same amount of beauty on the internet, sans bikini. These pageants seem stuck back in the early 1950's, before a repressed culture was introduced to a certain bunny.

  7. grimbles said:

    "Never quite understood the purpose of these beauty pageants. They are simply a way to watch scantily clad women parade around in bikini's."

    You seem to have answered your own question there…

    Y'see, porn is bad and evil and is going to destroy society. But if the objectified women have a *sash* it's ok.

  8. ian said:

    Well at least she's playing to her strengths – she is never going to win a debating competition, whereas she might in a beauty pageant.

    After all good looks are how stupid people get to breed.

  9. grimbles said:

    And beer. And other stupid.

  10. mentholized said:

    god damn….no wonder people at job corps are so stupid…..

  11. Kavan Wolfe said:

    "y'think she's gotten any smarter in the meantime?" – HAHAHA
    "good looks are how stupid people get to breed" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Hey Alpha, slightly off topic, but what do you think of Megan McCain?

  12. grimbles said:

    She gets bonus points for having ripped Anne Coulter a new one.

  13. Rick said:

    I remember that. It's funny shit, but I can't help but feel sorry for her.

  14. alphabitch said:

    Meghan McCain … um. *yawn* What was that? ;-)