Run, Sarah, Run! No, really.
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Rah Rah Rah! Go Jeezis! And Exxon!
Sarah Palin is a lunatic. If she ever achieves a measurable level of political power, she'll be a dangerous lunatic. She's closely affiliated with a bat-shit crazy evangelical group plotting to take over the world for Jesus (using brilliant tactics like assigning Prayer Warriors to every street in Newark, NJ, to pray for the city's salvation… no kidding).
And after following this whole charade of a "health care debate", I have come to the point where I really hope Sarah Palin runs for President in 2012. Not so she can guarantee Obama an easy victory, but in the quixotic hope the batshit evangelicals will take over the US government.
What the flying fuck am I talking about, you might ask? Well, in short, at least the New Apostolic Reformation is pretty up front about their intentions. They want to pray for our nation's soul, and they have maps outlining the worst geographic concentrations of demons to lead them where they need to go. They are outright fruitcakes, and they can't hide it if you take even the teeniest peek behind their metaphoric curtains. The Democratic Party, on the other hand, are little more than Satan's handmaidens dressed as saints, slyly easing us down the path to our eventual ruin anyhow.
Why not just hand things over to the folks who have the balls to admit what it is they want to do? At least then, maybe all of us suckers who keep voting for the Democrats (and keep getting kicked in our metaphoric balls by way of thanks) will realize we really need to suck it up and vote third party. Maybe if shit gets bad enough, some politicians on the left might emerge who have the goddamn balls to say, "FUCK BIPARTISANSHIP, these people are DANGEROUS LUNATICS," and we'll actually see some kind of—dare I say it?—regime change.
This line of thought may not have been quite what Glen Greenwald had in mind when he wrote this piece for Salon, but it makes sense to me. Once again, after the Democrats win a convincing majority following 8 years of Republican domination (does anyone remember far enough back to recall Clinton?), we get to sit and watch our "progressive" (my ass) savior, with all his charisma and public speaking prowess, along with his cronies in Congress, suck corporate cock, and get abso-fucking-lutely nothing done on any of his populist campaign promises. Are we really optimistic and charitable stupid enough to keep blaming this on mere "spinelessness", or some misguided leftist virtue of consensus building? I don't know about you, but I can't.
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So some asshole tries to blow up a plane with his crotch. (Bad jokes about Superman's sperm come to mind… but anyway!)
I'm kinda disappointed that the Democrats in this country STILL have not learned that trying to take the "high road" and ignore the utter insanity of the ignorant Right only seems to make things worse.
