On the Web: Take THAT, rapist motherfucker!
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See now, THIS is what a rape case should look like:
A 23-year-old woman in Heidelberg saved herself from a rapist by biting his penis, police said on Thursday. [...] Police said the man, approximately 30-years-old, tried to force the woman to perform oral sex on him, but she bit his penis and fled.
Investigators believe that the man was injured severely enough that needed to seek medical care, which could provide leads in the case.
Hell yeah, woman!
From The Local, Germany's News in English
Talk about taking a bite out of crime. I say the prick had it coming. Anyone have any tip on the case?
3rd July 2008 at 6:18 pm | permalink |I can't for the life of me remember where, but this has happened a couple of times. I recall one incident where the guy's balls got bitten off, and the woman showed up at the police station and plonked them down on the counter >=)
3rd July 2008 at 7:26 pm | permalink |Any bets on whether or not John Wayne Bobbitt becomes the lead suspect?
3rd July 2008 at 9:22 pm | permalink |@DAVE ID: *groan*
@grimbles: That's fabulous. :-D
@JX: I suppose he might be vacationing in Germany … lol
4th July 2008 at 3:47 pm | permalink |Lot of puns in there… didn't mean to be a dick O_o
4th July 2008 at 4:24 pm | permalink |Of course if that had been in the USA he would now be suing her for personal injury.
7th July 2008 at 10:19 am | permalink |@DAVE ID: *cringe* ;-)
@charlie: Doesn't mean he'd win the suit though … one could always hope.
7th July 2008 at 12:18 pm | permalink |Given that burglars have sued the homeowners they were trying to rob because they got injured while robbing the house…
7th July 2008 at 7:14 pm | permalink |@grimbles: That depends entirely on which state you're in and what the local laws are …
… it also neatly explains why legally-savvy defense experts advise that you kill anyone you shoot in self-defense. *shrug*
7th July 2008 at 10:40 pm | permalink |@charlie, alpha: yea - the guy may not win the suit in America - the insurance company would probably just settle for a few grand out of court. wtf.
22nd July 2008 at 3:17 pm | permalink |Anyway - that story makes me warm and fuzzy.
I think massachusetts is the only state that forbids you from harming someone in your house if you can escape, but i'm too lazy even to wikipedia it. meh.
g'day!