theme song!
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This site is quickly collecting the bestest fan base ever. Request a totally obscure song, and voilà! It appears. Hooray! f*cking c*nts now has a theme song:
I might be a Cunt, but I'm not a Fucking Cunt — TISM
Not that the lyrics actually have anything to do with the real "theme" of the site, but the title! The title!
*love*
Lyrics: I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but Baywatch is fucking sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum;
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.
I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun;
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who’s one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat.
I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt
I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also.
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder;
I mightn't tell the truth all the time – hey, what's your Mum's number?
I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
Stupid Aussie
22nd May 2008 at 11:53 pm | permalink |Dude, I want this. Release it for download plzkthx?
26th May 2008 at 1:01 pm | permalink |Lovely – like leonardo in the fucking renaissance. I mean it – you rule.
17th June 2008 at 7:29 pm | permalink |@Thomas: No, funny aussie. ;-)
@Stardust: Wish I could, but I don't have distribution rights.
@Rev. Breedlove: lol … that wasn't the comparison that came to mind for me, but glad you like it. :-)
17th June 2008 at 8:34 pm | permalink |haha is this an Australian site?
17th September 2008 at 4:59 am | permalink |fuck yeah
@lorin: Nope, Alaskan. :-) But after naming the site, and then hearing about that song, how could I not post it? hehehe
17th September 2008 at 2:02 pm | permalink |The biggest spamme… *cough* poster is Australian though =p
*wave*
18th September 2008 at 12:06 am | permalink |TISM FTW OMG LOL Z0R
I love the completely inexplicable use of the Singing Nun.
15th October 2008 at 3:25 pm | permalink |@Nimrod
The complete randomness of the singing nun sample is easily the best part of this song
Really, even if the song was terrible, it's title deserves to be immortalised for all time.
8th December 2008 at 11:59 am | permalink |Luckily the song is also pretty rad
So do you lads happen to have this song and/or the clip? I can't find the f–ker anywhere.
S
16th December 2008 at 5:05 pm | permalink |'arse and cunt
back and front
i just wanna fuck you
bay-bee…'
'Fuck You'
7th January 2009 at 3:55 am | permalink |from 'Mr Nice', by Howard Marks
@Sam: All I'll say is the song is out there. Fuck if I can remember where I found it though, sorry!
@james: Well, that's a bit more straight forward than NIN "I want to fuck you like an animal", isn't it? lol
7th January 2009 at 10:47 pm | permalink |I like it.
29th September 2009 at 8:41 am | permalink |