Archive for the 'society' Category

Sarah Palin the Turkey Murderer?

Let me just open by saying I'm not defending Sarah Palin here. Really, if you ignore the background scenery in her "scandalous" turkey slaughtering interview (video embedded below the jump), it's entirely clear that the woman couldn't reason her way out of a paper bag. But fucking christ people, I've had it up to here [...]

Fox News viewers are ignorant as FUCK

So, in my last VP debate post, Dave Watson commented wondering how you could call either candidate the winner, when people's perceptions of who won differ by party affiliation. Which is not precisely correct.
Educated, informed Republican pundits and party higher-ups are not pretending McPalin is kicking ass and taking names. Why? Simple: Because they aren't [...]

On the Web: We need "moron control officers"

A friend emailed me this little gem from Caustic Observations … on why a shitload of people really shouldn't own pets. Don't know the author, but I give him a high-five for this one:
… I've had to turn down half a dozen people who were trying to give me their animals! What the fuck, [...]

News of the Weird: Holy Fuckballs! Responsible Parents!

Intrepid reader David (from The Official Scorers sports commentary blog), kindly sent this link to a heartening story of parental responsibility:
Ryan Schallenberger, 18, was arrested Saturday after his parents called police when 10 pounds of ammonium nitrate, an oxidizing agent in explosives, was delivered to their home in Chesterfield, near the North Carolina border …
That's [...]

What about the little bitches' fucking parents?!

So by now everyone has probably heard about the six teenage girls in Florida who beat the ever living shit out of a 16 year old classmate, and videotaped it to post on YouTube, while two teen boys acted as lookouts. People have been blaming reality TV, YouTube, the internet in general, MySpace, public schools, [...]