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Stop the fucking presses. OMFGPWNBBQ!!!! Some overpaid asshole who goes by the nickname "A-Rod" (because baseball fans can't be bothered to say a word as big as "Rodriguez"?) admitted to doing steroids … get this … six fucking YEARS ago!!! And then a shortstop down in Texas got busted for lying about someone else doing [...]
Seriously, every time I get an idea for a good post topic lately, I hear about something even more fucked up before I get a chance to write it. I can't keep up with all the fucked up shit going on in the world right now … if I did, I'd be spending so damn [...]
Let me just open by saying I'm not defending Sarah Palin here. Really, if you ignore the background scenery in her "scandalous" turkey slaughtering interview (video embedded below the jump), it's entirely clear that the woman couldn't reason her way out of a paper bag. But fucking christ people, I've had it up to here [...]
So, in my last VP debate post, Dave Watson commented wondering how you could call either candidate the winner, when people's perceptions of who won differ by party affiliation. Which is not precisely correct.
Educated, informed Republican pundits and party higher-ups are not pretending McPalin is kicking ass and taking names. Why? Simple: Because they aren't [...]
A friend emailed me this little gem from Caustic Observations … on why a shitload of people really shouldn't own pets. Don't know the author, but I give him a high-five for this one:
… I've had to turn down half a dozen people who were trying to give me their animals! What the fuck, [...]
Intrepid reader David (from The Official Scorers sports commentary blog), kindly sent this link to a heartening story of parental responsibility:
Ryan Schallenberger, 18, was arrested Saturday after his parents called police when 10 pounds of ammonium nitrate, an oxidizing agent in explosives, was delivered to their home in Chesterfield, near the North Carolina border …
That's [...]
So by now everyone has probably heard about the six teenage girls in Florida who beat the ever living shit out of a 16 year old classmate, and videotaped it to post on YouTube, while two teen boys acted as lookouts. People have been blaming reality TV, YouTube, the internet in general, MySpace, public schools, [...]
So the intrepid lunatics at Mythbusters did an episode testing clichés and catchphrases (including the surprising discovery that elephants, or at least the elephant they were using, actually don't like mice). It is, apparently, perfectly OK to put a mouse in danger of being stomped, and an elephant at risk of being frightened … but [...]
Sometimes it's hard to come up with a full-length, balls-to-the-wall rant, but a lot of "too long for Twitter, too short for a whole post" ideas float in and out of my head all the time. Here's 10 things every adult really ought to know, but a lot of people are apparently just too fucking [...]
