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		<title>Spel Chekc is Gud</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 03:34:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you want people to believe you are an &#034;expert&#034;, maybe do not also describe yourself as an &#034;aficado&#034; and a &#034;connesueir&#034; in the same paragraph in your self-promoting social media bio.
If you are a woman posing as a sex expert, this goes double, because half the people who read the bio won&#039;t respect you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey, look! It&#039;s 2010!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For all those folks who are carping about the &#034;new decade doesn&#039;t start &#039;till 2011,&#034; shut the fuck up. The perception of &#034;09&#034; changing to &#034;10&#034; makes much more visual sense in the context of a 4 digit year (or even a 2 or three digit year), and it doesn&#039;t fucking matter in any other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Digital Photography</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Throw your film snapshot camera in the toilet. Seriously. If you&#039;re still in the film stone age for your workaday family pics, here is the reason you should save film photography for Serious Art&#8482; images only. And probably develop the shots in a home darkroom too.
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		<title>Blarg.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m not dead, or even seriously ill &#8230; I figured I might want to let people know, since I&#039;ve gotten emails asking. :-) Just a temporary case of burnout. Y&#039;know, with the internet, with American politics, with intolerant racist bullshit, and other random shit like housecleaning. heh Hard to even pick a single thing to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ding dong, the witch is gone&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 21:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alphabitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See? That even rhymes better than the original version! Anyhow, yes, Sarah Palin is resigning (or already resigned?) today. I was thinking of attending the Governor&#039;s Picnic here in Fairbanks wearing my Obama &#039;08 tshirt, just to see how well she pulled off a forced smile while serving me a hamburger. Then I decided sleeping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Local news conundrum</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 22:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m not sure whether I gained or lost respect for my local newspaper today. On the one hand, they did put the Death Of The Century&#8482; on the bottom of the front page. On the other hand, their lead story was a ridiculously melodramatic article about a marijuana bust. *sigh*
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		<title>Word of the Week&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alphabitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mournsturbation (n) The disingenuous outpouring of affection after someone of questionable merit dies. [context]
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		<title>Go, New Hampshire!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes indeedy, I&#039;d like to welcome the good folks of New Hampshire to the 21st Century, and congratulate them on their brand-spanking-new, Legislature-passed, Governor-approved gay marriage law: http://is.gd/Nxjw
FFS, even DICK Fucking CHENEY thinks gay marriage ought to be legal. Seriously. 
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		<title>Grey Poupon sucks anyway.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 22:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just to add my 2&#162; to the whole dijon mustard thing&#8230; the intrepid investigative reporters over at The Moderate Voice have revealed that good ol&#039; boy GW liked dijon mustard too. So unless dijon in deviled eggs is fundamentally more macho than on a cheeseburger, it looks like BushCo was awash with eilitism too.
Personally, while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teaparties: Are they OVER yet?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alphabitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So sleeper cells of FauxNews minions gathered to bitch about Obama &#8230; of course, it wasn&#039;t &#034;about Obama&#034; y&#039;know. It was about irresponsible government spending (nevermind all the $$$$$$$$$ BushCo blew in Iraq), and unfairly high taxes. And of course it wasn&#039;t a FOX-spawned &#034;movement&#034; &#8230; it was grassroots all the way baby!
Just one thing [...]]]></description>
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