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jesus fucking frozen christ

The world really is just not the same place when it's -40 to -50ºF. Imagine a hose and water pump freezing solid in less than three minutes. I'm not sure why anyone would have chosen to live up here before the advent of indoor plumbing and proper modern heating systems.

*grumble*

Note to self: Don't sign up for "free trial period" products when you live in Alaska, and mail delivery takes longer than the trial period lasts…

Dare I?

Should I try the youtube thing again? Lord knows I sucked last time, but if I can avoid the "Hillary Clinton reading her speech out loud" act this time, maybe it won't be so bad? I think my next post would do well with a video accompaniment.

indeed

There are friends. There is family. There are lovers. And then, in a category all their own, there are people who keep their word no matter what. And thank goodness (for my faith in humanity) for the latter.

oooh, thank god!

An FDA appointed panel has given the thumbs up to an eyelash-enhancing drug! On some level, I'm surprised the cosmetics industry hasn't begun lobbying against this development as a threat to the mascara market. But there's still time.

ha!

OK, so the song is subtitled, "Blake Jarrell's Panty Dropper Remix" … how could I not download it? hahahahahaha … nevermind the fact that it's actually a Police tune remixed within an inch of its life in the first place.

Well, it finally happened.

My high school classmates found me on Facebook. Wonder how many people who never talked to me are going to add me as a friend?

AAAAHHHH!

It's one thing to be awake all night because of a great conversation, or great sex, or great inspiration … but to be awake for NO FUCKING REASON? Fuck. Insomnia. Straight. To. Hell.

Carpe Diem

Thought for the day: "Tommorow is promised to no man." From The Count of Monte Cristo.

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