If you want people to believe you are an "expert", maybe do not also describe yourself as an "aficado" and a "connesueir" in the same paragraph in your self-promoting social media bio.
If you are a woman posing as a sex expert, this goes double, because half the people who read the bio won't respect you [...]
For all those folks who are carping about the "new decade doesn't start 'till 2011," shut the fuck up. The perception of "09" changing to "10" makes much more visual sense in the context of a 4 digit year (or even a 2 or three digit year), and it doesn't fucking matter in any other [...]
Throw your film snapshot camera in the toilet. Seriously. If you're still in the film stone age for your workaday family pics, here is the reason you should save film photography for Serious Art™ images only. And probably develop the shots in a home darkroom too.
I'm not dead, or even seriously ill … I figured I might want to let people know, since I've gotten emails asking. :-) Just a temporary case of burnout. Y'know, with the internet, with American politics, with intolerant racist bullshit, and other random shit like housecleaning. heh Hard to even pick a single thing to [...]
See? That even rhymes better than the original version! Anyhow, yes, Sarah Palin is resigning (or already resigned?) today. I was thinking of attending the Governor's Picnic here in Fairbanks wearing my Obama '08 tshirt, just to see how well she pulled off a forced smile while serving me a hamburger. Then I decided sleeping [...]
