Archive for the 'ramble' Category

Last Update Here: Asking for Donations … puppy in need!

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*now* I know why there were no comments for days …

So yeah, my new javascript comment form validator conflicted with my new spambot blocker.
It's been fixed.
Christ computers are a fucking pain in the ass sometimes. heh.

On the Web: Abstinence Education for Boys & Girls

I really wish these two sites were a lot bigger … the funny doesn't last long enough:

a testimonial from Crystal F.: "I used to suffer terribly from dirty dreams about boys. Thankfully, now my Iron Hymen Libido-Be-Gone™ thong panties keep my dreams clean – and my yucky cooter bone-dry!"

a testimonial from Zach P.: "Premarital sex [...]

9 Suggestions for Physicians Dealing with Terminal Patients

I know two people who are in the late stages of terminal illnesses right now. One of them is lucky enough to have a doctor who's reasonable and understanding … the other one doesn't. Well, at least not until today, when one of his physicians finally admitted the fucking obvious: that he's actually, really and [...]

Welcome to the shiny new home of f*cking c*nts!

Yessiree … moving servers always takes a fuck lot longer than I ever expect it to. And I've only moved one site. ARGH.
But here we are! If you're reading this message, my nameservers have updated, and we're finally live in our new home at MediaTemple web hosting. Hopefully, my email is working OK on the [...]

OtW: Everything you need to know about the Interwebs

To help keep everyone entertained while I drag out the site move for as long as humanly possible:
Red vs Blue explains why the internet should not be confused with real life:

… and Idiots of Ants makes one wonder why you'd ever join Facebook in the first place:

And in other, less entertaining, news …

Blah. I procrastinated and procrastinated moving the site (partly because I actually have a few sites on the same host, and the more sites you have, the more hassle it is to move). I decided against pair.com, because although they are very reliable, they don't offer much by way of "extras" with their accounts, and [...]

Y'know … I hate web hosts. I really do.

You sign up with a hosting service for your website (or your half-dozen websites, or what have you). They offer some spectacular uptime guarantee. Your friends say they've never had any problems with their service. Their response time when I need an upgrade or have an isolated problem with my account is fantastic. But when [...]

Search of the Week (or so): -40 f to c

Called in sick to work, so what more perfect time to do a Search of the Week (or so)? This week, besides the usual sex searches, and Christoper McCandless questions, I got this: -40 f to c
For those of you apparently wondering, -40 is the same in both Fahrenheit and Celsius. I believe the technical [...]

3 Things Everyone Should Know (about this site)

Since this site started getting a sudden massive flood of traffic yesterday, I've been noticing quite a few comments (both on this site and on the referring pages on digg and reddit) indicating a lot of visitors may not quite "get it" when they come here.
So, I've prepared this short list of things to keep [...]

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