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So yeah, you may have noticed I've gotten into another bit of a posting lull. Which sucks. I prefer to update the site at least three times a week, but yet another month has come down to bill crunch time, and once again, I am having to divert most of my time towards more profitable [...]
My spambot detection plugin has apparently been blocking real commenters, and slandering their humanity in the process.
The rude little bastard has been deactivated. Comment with impunity.
A true genius, in my book. A man who had his head on straight, and his priorities well sorted. The world needs more people like George Carlin: People who are willing to tell it like it is, other people's sacred cows be damned.
Take some time to watch some of his stand-up routines, and make a [...]
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Everybody, I'd like you to meet Gidget.
Freakin' adorable, ain't she?
So … she was being a rambunctious puppy on the front porch the other day. You could say she was bouncing off the walls, except there was no wall there, so she fell off the porch. And [...]
So yeah, my new javascript comment form validator conflicted with my new spambot blocker.
It's been fixed.
Christ computers are a fucking pain in the ass sometimes. heh.
I really wish these two sites were a lot bigger … the funny doesn't last long enough:
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I know two people who are in the late stages of terminal illnesses right now. One of them is lucky enough to have a doctor who's reasonable and understanding … the other one doesn't. Well, at least not until today, when one of his physicians finally admitted the fucking obvious: that he's actually, really and [...]
Yessiree … moving servers always takes a fuck lot longer than I ever expect it to. And I've only moved one site. ARGH.
But here we are! If you're reading this message, my nameservers have updated, and we're finally live in our new home at MediaTemple web hosting. Hopefully, my email is working OK on the [...]
To help keep everyone entertained while I drag out the site move for as long as humanly possible:
Red vs Blue explains why the internet should not be confused with real life:
… and Idiots of Ants makes one wonder why you'd ever join Facebook in the first place:
