Archive for the 'ramble' Category

Balance is such a nice thing in life.

Feel free to stalk our every post with the f*cking c*nts RSS feed, subscribe to f-ckingc-nts.com by email, follow our new posts and random comments on Twitter, or become a fan on facebook. Go on. You know you want to! All the cool kids are doing it …So, I received two email comments today [...]

Yay Upgrades!!!!

OK, so apparently, since I upgraded WordPress to version 2.7, everyone's comments are showing up blank … wonderful, no? So, I'm working on figuring out why. Hopefully it's just an incompatible plugin, but whatever it is, I'm working on it. This will be fixed ASAP. I'm sure it's meant to be a feature, not a [...]

And now for something completely different …

So, these two guys bought a lion cub from Harrod's department store in the 70s. They named him Christian, and raised him in their flat, exercising him on the local church grounds, until he got too big to keep in the city. They decided to send Christian off to a sanctuary in Africa, where lions [...]

psst … hey, guess what?

So, somehow, I got lucky enough to hook up with Babeland.com, doing sex toy reviews … and I managed to hook my sister and a friend up too. :-) Yay! Free vibrators all around! So, I figured a few of you might be curious about that… if so, you can find all three reviews over [...]

Yes, I know, I know … *sigh*

The site layout is totally borked … I know. [edit]OK, so the site layout was totally borked last night for a few hours, until grimbles commented on it … then I uploaded an old stylesheet from a few months ago, and waited for the hosting company to restore it from Friday's backup (which they were [...]

Our 1st Guest Post, coming up …

So, folks have been asking now and then about opening f*cking c*nts to guest posts for a while … and I've finally decided it's a good idea. :-) At first, my inner control freak cringed at the thought, but what the hell, it'll be interesting.
So, coming up soon, myself and regular visitor Kavan Wolfe [...]

and on a lighter-hearted note …

An important question for anyone to ponder at the outset of a new relationship:

Indeed. Perhaps as important for the person being asked as for the one doing the asking. ;-)

I made some fucking bumper stickers! buy them!

So yeah, you may have noticed I've gotten into another bit of a posting lull. Which sucks. I prefer to update the site at least three times a week, but yet another month has come down to bill crunch time, and once again, I am having to divert most of my time towards more profitable [...]

on an irritating technical note …

My spambot detection plugin has apparently been blocking real commenters, and slandering their humanity in the process.
The rude little bastard has been deactivated. Comment with impunity.

R.I.P. George Carlin

A true genius, in my book. A man who had his head on straight, and his priorities well sorted. The world needs more people like George Carlin: People who are willing to tell it like it is, other people's sacred cows be damned.
Take some time to watch some of his stand-up routines, and make a [...]