Archive for the 'profanity' Category

Profanity of the Month: [insert-animal-here]-Fucker

This month, we present a collaborative effort between intrepid reader Becca, my baby sister, and yours truly … Yes indeed, f*cking c*nts is please to bring you a second multi-pack of vocabulary-enhancing profane goodness: Meet the [animal]-fucker family!
Not only do these two-part slurs roll off the tongue in a delightfully offensive way, they each have [...]

Profanity of the Month … Help!

No, "Help" is not the profanity of the month … I'm having a bit of trouble this month thinking of something both sufficiently profane and clever/amusing enough to inspire me. So, I'm asking for your help!
If you have a good two word phrase, a creative compound form or unique grammatical usage of a single swear [...]

Profanity of the Month: [in your] Face!

This month, our Profanity of the Month has a twist: It's a whole family of profanities, rather than a single word or phrase. For the lovely month of May, we do tribute to the [fill-in-the-blank]-face profanities.
For years, I really only ever used "fuckface" myself, but since my sister has moved in with me, she's introduced [...]

Profanity of the Month: Cockwaffle

Man I love the internet … after the March PotM, I clicked on over to TheMadHat's place to check out Friday Tea Time, which led me to discover this month's PotM over on Sparks of Sanity.
Now, the post itself didn't go into detail about the actual definition of the word, so I must simply jump [...]

Profanity of the Month: Cunt puppy!

And so we introduce a new feature here at f*cking c*nts: Profanity of the Month, wherein I will suggest new and creative ways to use your not-legal-for-prime-time vocabulary.
What is a cunt puppy, you ask? Really, I have only the vaguest idea … but I thought of it while I was hugely drunk, and it made [...]