Archive for the 'politics' Category

Tea Party Election Hangover: 30ish Days Later!

[NOTE: I wrote this the week of the election, edited it about 10 times, decided it wasn't current enough anymore, and then, just today, decided fuckit, I'll post it anyhow. Enjoy! Post about WikiLeaks coming up next, but hopefully not a month late. ] So, the election here in the US was kind of a [...]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, HUMANITY?!?

Seriously, I was having an impossible time trying to decide which particular helping of bullshit the world has served up recently was totally worth ranting about. I can't choose. Too many. So, if you were hoping for a big in-depth rant session, I'm afraid you're going to have to hang in there a leetle bit [...]

Run, Sarah, Run! No, really.

Rah Rah Rah! Go Jeezis! And Exxon! Sarah Palin is a lunatic. If she ever achieves a measurable level of political power, she'll be a dangerous lunatic. She's closely affiliated with a bat-shit crazy evangelical group plotting to take over the world for Jesus (using brilliant tactics like assigning Prayer Warriors to every street in [...]

Hello TSA! Go fuck yourself, thanks.

So some asshole tries to blow up a plane with his crotch. (Bad jokes about Superman's sperm come to mind… but anyway!) It's not even likely that the amount of chemically goodness in the Panty Liner of Doom™ was enough to actually bring the plane down, but no mind… everyone else gets to be patted [...]

Dear Lunatic Right Wing: Choke on a Cock and Die, Thanks.

I'm kinda disappointed that the Democrats in this country STILL have not learned that trying to take the "high road" and ignore the utter insanity of the ignorant Right only seems to make things worse. Sarah thankfuckingGODshe'snotmyGovernoranymore Palin babbles about government "Death Panels" killing innocent grandparents and retarded kids, and who stands up to loudly [...]