Archive for the 'politics' Category

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, HUMANITY?!?

Seriously, I was having an impossible time trying to decide which particular helping of bullshit the world has served up recently was totally worth ranting about. I can't choose. Too many. So, if you were hoping for a big in-depth rant session, I'm afraid you're going to have to hang in there a leetle bit [...]

Run, Sarah, Run! No, really.

Rah Rah Rah! Go Jeezis! And Exxon!

Sarah Palin is a lunatic. If she ever achieves a measurable level of political power, she'll be a dangerous lunatic. She's closely affiliated with a bat-shit crazy evangelical group plotting to take over the world for Jesus (using brilliant tactics like assigning Prayer Warriors to every street in Newark, [...]

Hello TSA! Go fuck yourself, thanks.

So some asshole tries to blow up a plane with his crotch. (Bad jokes about Superman's sperm come to mind… but anyway!)
It's not even likely that the amount of chemically goodness in the Panty Liner of Doom™ was enough to actually bring the plane down, but no mind… everyone else gets to be patted [...]

Dear Lunatic Right Wing: Choke on a Cock and Die, Thanks.

I'm kinda disappointed that the Democrats in this country STILL have not learned that trying to take the "high road" and ignore the utter insanity of the ignorant Right only seems to make things worse.
Sarah thankfuckingGODshe'snotmyGovernoranymore Palin babbles about government "Death Panels" killing innocent grandparents and retarded kids, and who stands up to loudly and [...]

Teabaggers step things up…

Yessirre. That whole teabagging thing TOTALLY showed those spendthrift tax-and-spend bastards what was what, didn't it? So, rather than let their sleeper cells go back to napping, Fox News continues to rile up the ignorant masses for the seeming sole purpose of entertaining those of us with brains and a little education…
Teabagging alone isn't enough! [...]