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On the Web: Feet washing up on shore in Canada

Yup. You read the headline right. Six human feet have washed up on shore near Vancouver island. What. The. Fuck.

A severed foot has been discovered on a remote Strait of Juan de Fuca beach about 50 kilometres west of Port Angeles.
A woman was out walking along the shore when she saw the shoe with a [...]

Longest day of the year at 62' 50" North

21 hours, 49 minutes of daylight … which is not to say it gets dark. It means the sun only spends 2 hours & 11 minutes below the horizon. Not far enough below the horizon to even think about getting dark. Makes for a hell of a non-stop sunset/sunrise.
It is also to say there is [...]

3 Reason to Love Denver Airport

United Airlines checks passengers with firearms through the 'oversized' baggage line. … I swear this saved me at least an hour on my check-in time.
Smoking lounge! They have a freaking smoking lounge! Even when I quit again, I'll appreciate this in principle.
Free Wi-Fi! (Hello SeaTac, are you listening?! You get sponsors to pay for [...]

Why in the fuck did China get the Olympics, again?

So, I'm trying to figure out exactly what the Olympic committee's standards are for choosing a host country for the Games … It's not as though the Chinese government's latest bullshit in Tibet is some new, shocking, heretofore-unheard-of behavior from them. (Tiananmen Square, anyone?) You might say, "Well, sure. But Germany had the Olympics when [...]

New Hampshire Primary: Thoroughly fucked.

Last time the US attempted to elect a president, we saved the poll discrepancy shenanigans for the final round of voting. But where would the fun be this time around if we didn't try to outdo ourselves? The first state primary passed without any major trouble, except for the fact that Iowa's Republicans voted in [...]