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Y'know, she could have saved sooo much time on her answer by just saying, "Me neither!" But maybe "neither" is a bigger word than she can handle? Like, y'know, wow! *tee*HEE*

You thought back when Stephen Colbert skewered Bush at the Washington Correspondents' Dinner, somebody got fired for inviting him, right? I sure as fuck did. But as it happens, his victims might not have even realized he was being mean. Seriously. This is un-fucking-believable. A significant number of conservatives polled think Colbert is only pretending [...]

A Manhattan jury awarded $2.33 million to a man who lost his leg after drunkenly stumbling onto the path of an oncoming subway train. Dustin Dibble, 25, landed in the subway tracks after a late night watching a hockey game at a bar with friends April 23, 2006. A downtown N train ran over him, [...]

Seriously, every time I get an idea for a good post topic lately, I hear about something even more fucked up before I get a chance to write it. I can't keep up with all the fucked up shit going on in the world right now … if I did, I'd be spending so damn [...]

So I was going to write about the situation in Gaza … but fuckit. I don't have any magic solutions to the Israel/Palestine issue, except something along the lines of, "knock it the fuck off, both of you" (which is the same advice I give my dogs when they get too rambunctious in the house, [...]