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Y'know, she could have saved sooo much time on her answer by just saying, "Me neither!" But maybe "neither" is a bigger word than she can handle?
Like, y'know, wow! *tee*HEE*
You thought back when Stephen Colbert skewered Bush at the Washington Correspondents' Dinner, somebody got fired for inviting him, right? I sure as fuck did. But as it happens, his victims might not have even realized he was being mean.
Seriously. This is un-fucking-believable. A significant number of conservatives polled think Colbert is only pretending to [...]
A Manhattan jury awarded $2.33 million to a man who lost his leg after drunkenly stumbling onto the path of an oncoming subway train.
Dustin Dibble, 25, landed in the subway tracks after a late night watching a hockey game at a bar with friends April 23, 2006. A downtown N train ran over him, severing [...]
Seriously, every time I get an idea for a good post topic lately, I hear about something even more fucked up before I get a chance to write it. I can't keep up with all the fucked up shit going on in the world right now … if I did, I'd be spending so damn [...]
So I was going to write about the situation in Gaza … but fuckit. I don't have any magic solutions to the Israel/Palestine issue, except something along the lines of, "knock it the fuck off, both of you" (which is the same advice I give my dogs when they get too rambunctious in the house, [...]
So after that last wingnut post, I've gotten reactions from friends ranging from, "What were you on?!" to "Are you OK?", and I figured a bit further explanation might be in order … I started writing this in a private email, but I figured it might do well here. And no, I'm not going to [...]
So, I don't get people. I mean, I can understand other people most of the time … if I got a large check every time I think something about another person, then tell myself, "No, that's ridiculous, you can't possibly be right, don't be so fucking arrogant," only to have my initial hunch confirmed, I'd [...]
For fuck's sake, how embarassing. The people in this video are like the relative whose invitation to holiday gatherings seems to get lost in the mail more often than plausible, because you just can't stand to hear what comes out of their mouth. How is it that ANYONE still believes the whole "Obama is Muslim" [...]
So, this weekend we drove a couple hundred miles South to go ice climbing, as we often do this time of year … often enough that we're practically locals in a few bars and hotels along the way. And we're always running late. This week, we were later than usual … still a half hour [...]
