Feel free to stalk our every post with the f*cking c*nts RSS feed, subscribe to f-ckingc-nts.com by email, follow our new posts and random comments on Twitter, or become a fan on facebook. Go on. You know you want to! All the cool kids are doing it …So, this weekend we drove a couple [...]
… I promise. Because really, I couldn't give a flying fuck about celebrity gossip. My general opinion of Paris Hilton is that she's annoying and I wish people would stop giving her media attention. That said, I thought this little tidbit deserved a post, and a heart-felt call to action.
Paris is apparently involved in an [...]
There's a recurring phenomenon on the social photo sharing website, flickr. I don't know if it's because only sad, paranoid parents join flickr, or if flickr turns parents into sad paranoids. Either way, it's sad. And it's paranoid.
Here's the basic story: Some parent notices that photos of their child are appearing on another website, which [...]
No, the search of the week phrase was NOT actually "Go to hell, you sick fucking bastards". It was "fucking little school kids cunts", and "Go to hell, you sick fucking bastards" was just the first phrase that popped into my head in response. See, I knew, with the name of the site and all [...]
All this political hoo-hah is fun and all, but I think it's time to lighten things up around here. Nevermind the fact that I am either a liberal wacko or a fascist who wants to steal your tax money at gunpoint … I already knew that. Let us now turn our attention to matters that [...]
So, Into the Wild is in theaters. Another round of absurd romanticism about dumbasses who come up to Alaska and die in the wilderness is gripping the nation … or at least the denizens of it who secretly long to out-Walden Thoreau, whilst simultaneously out-macho-ing Grizzly Adams. Come to Alaska! Die a gruesome death! Live [...]
There are, as you may guess, a great many things about the human race that I find rather bothersome … but few so genuinely irritating as when people with whom I'd otherwise agree take themselves so fucking seriously they make complete cunts of themselves, and their personal ridiculousness then contaminates the ideas I support. These [...]
I could actually do a whole site dedicated to macho "culture" in the US. I could develop an elaborate taxonomy of different sub-species of American macho cunts, the individual plumage and mating rituals of each, and the poor stupid women who continue allowing these jackasstic sub-humans to breed. I could explore the world of mixed-breed [...]
