… [Porn is] a great job for someone who is dumb, unambitious, and devoid of sexuality. In fact, the only way you can do 'sex work' (as naive feminists like to call it) is to have no sex left in you. Some perverted uncle or disgusting friend of the family robs a girl of her [...]
I admit, I have been super lax with this site lately. But then, I've been super lax about EVERYTHING lately. So there you go. We all have our ups and downs. But, regardless of all that, EVERYONE needs to see this video. Even better if you memorize the lyrics and sing it at inopportune moments [...]
And, to bitch a little more about this whole Proposition 8 thing … this video is fucking brilliant. I'm so glad someone else brought up the bit about stoning your bride to death on her father's doorstep if you discover she's not a virgin on your wedding night. The Bible is waaaay more explicit about [...]
Y'know, I have many reasons to dislike California. There's the overcrowding. There's the interminable cultural void that is the entire Southern half of the state. There's the fact that they regularly manage to suck the Colorado river dry before it reaches the ocean, because people think they need lawns, golf courses, and fucking PALM TREES [...]
So, I'm sitting here in bed at noon on a Monday with, as far as I can tell, a broken rib. I know I definitely have a big lump on my head, and a few really choice bruises here and there. The broken rib, I'm assuming because my ribcage hurts like holy hell, and when [...]
