bumperstickers!

This site occupies a whole hell of a lot of my time … and I'd like for it to occupy even more, but I can't fucking afford it. I don't particularly like asking for handouts, so here's the deal: You like f*cking c*nts, and want to see more posts more often? Buy bumper stickers from me, and help subsidize my ranting. :-) Win-Win!

Just click any sticker design below to go to my CafePress Bumper Sticker Store:

Obama inhaled. Vote for honesty in government!Vote McCain for More of the Same! McSame 2008

Your God is a FALSE GodJesus Save Me from your followersPastafarai: Touched by His Noodly Appendage
Bible Baptists hate you more than God doesWestboro Baptists hates you more than God does

8 Responses to “bumperstickers!”

  1. Becca said:

    Yayy!

  2. Jen said:

    Fellow member of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, kudos.

  3. fabrulana said:

    Love the religious ones.

  4. JS said:

    YAY! Didn't know you were touched by his noodly appendages! See you at the beer volcano!

  5. alphabitch said:

    @Becca: I know you can find room on your car for at least one of 'em. ;-)

    @Jen & JS: Praise Pasta!

    @fabrulana: Yeah, that's definitely where all my ideas were going that day. hehe

  6. FJ said:

    YOU`RE STUPID!!!!

  7. alphabitch said:

    Scintillating commentary FTW! w00t! And shit!

  8. Nicolas said:

    Have just stumbled upon your site after a google search. I love this shit! Am going to buy a bumper-sticker right away! You're now my newest bookmark link…