Archive for June, 2008

Marriage is for the birds (but not the gay birds, mind you)

Feel free to stalk our every post with the f*cking c*nts RSS feed, subscribe to f-ckingc-nts.com by email, follow our new posts and random comments on Twitter, or become a fan on facebook. Go on. You know you want to! All the cool kids are doing it …There you have it folks, I couldn't [...]

*now* I know why there were no comments for days …

So yeah, my new javascript comment form validator conflicted with my new spambot blocker.
It's been fixed.
Christ computers are a fucking pain in the ass sometimes. heh.

How badly could McCain fuck us?

If you're of the mind that Bush winning the 2000 election at the hands of a right-wing dominated Supreme Court was no coincidence, here's a sobering take on the upcoming election:

So yeah, if all you fucking short-sighted bullshit pseudo-feminist Clinton-zombies are totally willing to risk losing Roe v. Wade, see same-sex marriage get constitutionally banned, [...]

Feminism: It's got fuck-all to do with Hillary

Y'know, I was going to write another post about Hillary Clinton … but I'm so fucking sick of her, I don't have anything reasonable or intelligent to say on the matter. The only way she could count herself ahead in the Democratic race at the end was to claim votes she "won" in a state [...]

On the Web: Abstinence Education for Boys & Girls

I really wish these two sites were a lot bigger … the funny doesn't last long enough:

a testimonial from Crystal F.: "I used to suffer terribly from dirty dreams about boys. Thankfully, now my Iron Hymen Libido-Be-Gone™ thong panties keep my dreams clean – and my yucky cooter bone-dry!"

a testimonial from Zach P.: "Premarital sex [...]

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