Archive for May, 2008

Boys like Girls. Girls like Barbie-Dolls. Right?

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this. is. SO. fucking. hot.

Tesla Motors (the geek appeal of the name alone is sweet) is making an electric car that does 0-60 in under 4 seconds … and goes 220 miles on a full charge (although maybe not if you're doing 100+ mph the whole way).

Holy fuck. That is soooooo insanely hot.

fucking women's clothing …

So, I bought these shirts. They're really nice, fitted, button-up women's shirts from Hawes & Curtis, London. They even need cufflinks, which is cool as hell … But it's a damn good thing they're made of slightly stretchy material, because every time I move my arms forward or back too far, I'm reminded that women [...]

Gender Politics, part 2: Introduction

When I was going to state university, the militant feminist contingent on campus was earnestly reviving the 70s slogan "The Personal is Political." At the time, although I considered myself basically feminist, I thought, "Christ, what bullshit. My personal life is just that: my personal life. My private business isn't some kind of political protest [...]

9 Suggestions for Physicians Dealing with Terminal Patients

I know two people who are in the late stages of terminal illnesses right now. One of them is lucky enough to have a doctor who's reasonable and understanding … the other one doesn't. Well, at least not until today, when one of his physicians finally admitted the fucking obvious: that he's actually, really and [...]

3 Reason to Love Denver Airport

United Airlines checks passengers with firearms through the 'oversized' baggage line. … I swear this saved me at least an hour on my check-in time.
Smoking lounge! They have a freaking smoking lounge! Even when I quit again, I'll appreciate this in principle.
Free Wi-Fi! (Hello SeaTac, are you listening?! You get sponsors to pay for [...]

small fucking towns … big fucking silence

So yeah. I live in a small town (as in, under 1000 people … and the biggest city within 300 miles is under 40K). Mostly, I like it. Someone needs help, people chip in. You don't stop by the local bar for a while, everyone asks how you're doing, what have you been up to. [...]

Fuck you AT&T … you greedy bastards!

So, I have this iPhone. I like my iPhone, don't get me wrong … and the iPhone data plan is actually a pretty good deal compared to most other cellphone data plans I've looked at. But the bottom line is a phone bill in the neighborhood of $100 a month for me and my sister, [...]

Profanity of the Month: [in your] Face!

This month, our Profanity of the Month has a twist: It's a whole family of profanities, rather than a single word or phrase. For the lovely month of May, we do tribute to the [fill-in-the-blank]-face profanities.
For years, I really only ever used "fuckface" myself, but since my sister has moved in with me, she's introduced [...]

We're in ur passport, readin' ur data

So yeah, if I'd been paying attention, I would have renewed my passport last summer. As of August 2007, all US passports have RFID chips embedded in them. For those of you not in the know, RFID tags are how libraries know when you walk out with an un-checked out book, how pet ID [...]