Archive for April, 2008

On the Web: We need "moron control officers"

Feel free to stalk our every post with the f*cking c*nts RSS feed, subscribe to f-ckingc-nts.com by email, follow our new posts and random comments on Twitter, or become a fan on facebook. Go on. You know you want to! All the cool kids are doing it …A friend emailed me this little gem [...]

On the Web: Everything you need to know about the Interwebs

To help keep everyone entertained while I drag out the site move for as long as humanly possible:
Red vs Blue explains why the internet should not be confused with real life:

… and Idiots of Ants makes one wonder why you'd ever join Facebook in the first place:

And in other, less entertaining, news …

Blah. I procrastinated and procrastinated moving the site (partly because I actually have a few sites on the same host, and the more sites you have, the more hassle it is to move). I decided against pair.com, because although they are very reliable, they don't offer much by way of "extras" with their accounts, and [...]

On the Web: But, actually, it *IS* kind of funny …

I love this site. Sometimes they post some real stinkers, but generally it's just a good, twisted, surreal re-take on vintage clip art … with a little political streak, every so often.

Married to the Sea … always good stuff.

News of the Weird: Holy Fuckballs! Responsible Parents!

Intrepid reader David (from The Official Scorers sports commentary blog), kindly sent this link to a heartening story of parental responsibility:
Ryan Schallenberger, 18, was arrested Saturday after his parents called police when 10 pounds of ammonium nitrate, an oxidizing agent in explosives, was delivered to their home in Chesterfield, near the North Carolina border …
That's [...]

On The Web: A brief history of US wars since WWII

Simply fucking brilliant: A video reenactment of US military conflicts from WWII to the present … with food:

A million thanks to my little sister for sending me a link to Tourist Pictures' Food Fight. (Keep a lookout for the falafel. I almost cried I was laughing so hard.)

What about the little bitches' fucking parents?!

So by now everyone has probably heard about the six teenage girls in Florida who beat the ever living shit out of a 16 year old classmate, and videotaped it to post on YouTube, while two teen boys acted as lookouts. People have been blaming reality TV, YouTube, the internet in general, MySpace, public schools, [...]

Condolezza Rice: Sociopathic Torture Fetishist

OK, so by now we all know that the Bush administration basically gave the thumbs up to use torture on suspected terrorists (especially the ones with brown skin and foreign accents). Hell, they even got their Attorney General in on the deal, trying to come up with some legal argument that excused them all from [...]

Holy Fuck, Crossdressing Children! Rally the Fundies!

A heretofore unimagined threat has descended upon the moral fiber of the great Yew Ess of Ey … indeed. You thought it was the gay scout leaders or lesbian gym instructors who were going to turn your children down the path of sin, perversion and homosexuality? No indeed, it appears the greatest threat to your [...]

On the Web: Oooh, MORE Republican hypocrisy!

Once again, Doonesbury effortlessly combines incriminating facts with the perfect touch of snide humor. Republicans may preach fiscal responsibility, but take a look at where the national debt came from …
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