Archive for March, 2008

Another big black eye for the God crowd

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On the Web, Video: Tibetan Protesters Beaten in NYC

Originally spotted at InfoWars.net. Apparently ignored by all major, "legitimate" media outlets.
NYPD beats Tibetan marchers in front of the UN
Really now, I'd love to see a mainstream news story on this, with the cops' excuse for their behavior. I didn't see a single protester do anything that could be considered violent or threatening to [...]

"Where are you from, anyway?"

So, this weekend we drove a couple hundred miles South to go ice climbing, as we often do this time of year … often enough that we're practically locals in a few bars and hotels along the way. And we're always running late. This week, we were later than usual … still a half hour [...]

Y'know … I hate web hosts. I really do.

You sign up with a hosting service for your website (or your half-dozen websites, or what have you). They offer some spectacular uptime guarantee. Your friends say they've never had any problems with their service. Their response time when I need an upgrade or have an isolated problem with my account is fantastic. But when [...]

Why in the fuck did China get the Olympics, again?

So, I'm trying to figure out exactly what the Olympic committee's standards are for choosing a host country for the Games … It's not as though the Chinese government's latest bullshit in Tibet is some new, shocking, heretofore-unheard-of behavior from them. (Tiananmen Square, anyone?) You might say, "Well, sure. But Germany had the Olympics when [...]

On the Web: My one and only Paris Hilton post …

… I promise. Because really, I couldn't give a flying fuck about celebrity gossip. My general opinion of Paris Hilton is that she's annoying and I wish people would stop giving her media attention. That said, I thought this little tidbit deserved a post, and a heart-felt call to action.
Paris is apparently involved in an [...]

President Bush, please go play pattycake with a helicopter rotor

President GW Bush, on the American troops fighting in Afghanistan:
I must say, I’m a little envious. If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed. It must be exciting for you … in some ways [...]

On a more serious note for a moment …

Naomi Wolf discusses the consistent ten points in the progression of fascism in totalitarian societies. This is really worth watching … all 45+ minutes of it.

Now on a seemingly less serious note …
Stephen Colbert (can I have your children? PLEASE?!) interviews her:

Profanity of the Month: Cunt puppy!

And so we introduce a new feature here at f*cking c*nts: Profanity of the Month, wherein I will suggest new and creative ways to use your not-legal-for-prime-time vocabulary.
What is a cunt puppy, you ask? Really, I have only the vaguest idea … but I thought of it while I was hugely drunk, and it made [...]

Search of the Week (or so): -40 f to c

Called in sick to work, so what more perfect time to do a Search of the Week (or so)? This week, besides the usual sex searches, and Christoper McCandless questions, I got this: -40 f to c
For those of you apparently wondering, -40 is the same in both Fahrenheit and Celsius. I believe the technical [...]