Archive for February, 2008

a couple random gripes

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Smuckers Strawberry Jam
Smuckers strawberry jam lists "strawberries" [...]

Election 2008 … Fuck off, already!

Yeah, getting a wee little bit sick of the whole election thing. Romney dropped out, which is awfully nice. Now the moralizing-religious-cunt wing of the Republican party can have an honest head-to-head contest with the war-monger-fuckwit wing, without worrying about the holy-book contingent being unfairly split between two holier-than-thou "I'd like to legislate sinners out [...]

Super Tuesday: at home, twiddling my thumbs

Earlier, while listening to primary/caucus results on NPR, I was also listening to my sister read aloud from a website full of personal accounts of the various very strange ways in which people masturbate (with a loaf of Wonder Bread … with an apple and a pair of mom's stockings … with a couple of [...]

Oh, the poor, precious children! Save them!

There's a recurring phenomenon on the social photo sharing website, flickr. I don't know if it's because only sad, paranoid parents join flickr, or if flickr turns parents into sad paranoids. Either way, it's sad. And it's paranoid.
Here's the basic story: Some parent notices that photos of their child are appearing on another website, which [...]

It's Loo-og, It's Loo-og … and it's available at Pottery Barn

No shit.
Only they're not "logs" … they're "rustic wood accent tables". And they're available for only $199–$249, depending on whether you want the short (18") or tall (24") model. Both are 15–18" in diameter.
The natural lines of our reclaimed-wood stools are hewn from the trunks of Argentinian cypress trees that have died of natural causes. [...]

OTW? TISM: I may be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt

If ANYONE knows where I can procure a copy of this song, the site needs it.

Band Name: TISM
An obscure, anonymous, alternative band from Australia. Possibly broken up? Not sure.
Song Title: I may be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt
Need I say more?

Thanks in advance for any help …