Archive for February, 2008

Do unto others … and fuck off

Feel free to stalk our every post with the f*cking c*nts RSS feed, subscribe to f-ckingc-nts.com by email, follow our new posts and random comments on Twitter, or become a fan on facebook. Go on. You know you want to! All the cool kids are doing it …So yeah … by saying "Creationism is [...]

On the Web: The World According to (US) Americans

A little nod to all our visitors who corrected me on my assertion that America (aka, the USA) was not, in fact, #1. (Edited from a version I found online … because I did once have to tell someone Alaska was attached to North America):

A couple thoughts about homosexuality …

The top three comment-triggers on this site are consistently: religion, politics … and homosexuality(?!). Religion and politics, I understand. I mean, they affect everyone in one way or another. They start wars. They take people's money. They convince people to believe the most ridiculous bullshit … but homosexuality? (Mind you, when I say "homosexuality," [...]

3 Things Everyone Should Know (about this site)

Since this site started getting a sudden massive flood of traffic yesterday, I've been noticing quite a few comments (both on this site and on the referring pages on digg and reddit) indicating a lot of visitors may not quite "get it" when they come here.
So, I've prepared this short list of things to keep [...]

10 Things Every Adult Should Know

Sometimes it's hard to come up with a full-length, balls-to-the-wall rant, but a lot of "too long for Twitter, too short for a whole post" ideas float in and out of my head all the time. Here's 10 things every adult really ought to know, but a lot of people are apparently just too fucking [...]

On The Web: And a big finger for you, sir!

Thanks to The MadHat for this lovely image:

On the Web: Fuck genetics, eating McDonalds makes you caucasian!

Den Fujita, McDonald's Japanese President
"The reason Japanese people are so short and have yellow skins is because they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for two thousand years… if we eat McDonald's hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white and our hair blonde."Behind the Arches, the [...]

a little thank you to our regulars

For those of you who know what the fuck I'm talking about, I've now "fixed" f*cking c*nts so that links left in comments, by regular commenters, are "dofollowed" instead of nofollowed. I think highly enough of my site regulars that I'm taking the shocking leap of trusting them to only leave legitimate links in their [...]

Search of the Week: teen sex religion britain

I'm not even sure where to start with this one … it almost wants to be a sentence, but comes across more as a couple of two word search phrases accidentally stuck together. I want the searcher to come back, and answer a few questions:

Are you implying there is a fringe religion in Britain that [...]

Fuck the "Superdelegates", or: Why your vote doesn't count.

Right-o. So, despite Obama winning more primaries and caucuses, and having more legitimately "won" delegates to the 2008 Democratic convention, Hillary might still take the nomination. Because the Democratic Party automatically gives delegate status to every single Democrat in Congress, along with every Democratic governor in the US, and a bunch of other people on [...]