Archive for January, 2008

US Gov't: Insane Militaristic Cunts

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Abstinence-only Sex-Ed is Absolute Horseshit

Abstinence-only sex education is utter horseshit. The concept, in a nutshell: Prevent pregnancy by telling kids not to have sex until marriage, but don't teach them how to use contraception, because knowing how a condom works will make them want to have sex.
This is like teaching driver's ed by telling people not to have accidents, [...]

On The Web: Thomas Jefferson, on Christianity

For those of you who live under the stubborn delusion that the Founding Fathers of the United States were devout Christians, here's a little quote from Thomas Jefferson's Notes on Virginia:
I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature….. Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, [...]

Political Compass: Where do you stand?

Political Compass is one of my favorite sites … even more so, now that they offer example charts of various political election seasons around the world, including the current US presidential race.
So, I took the test yet again, to pinpoint my spot on the map (yellow), and merged my results with politicalcompass' current political candidates [...]

On the Web: More Huckabee Insanity … fucking crackpot.

Thanks to rawstory.com for publicizing this priceless quote from presidential candidate Mike Huckabee:
I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution, but I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that's what we need to [...]

On the Web: Stadtler and Waldorf, uncensored!

Brilliant YouTube post, found by way of Do Not Read This:

iPhone … Get the fuck over it, people.

No, I'm not talking to iPhone fans. I'm talking to all the people who are apparently suffering some kind of Apple-phobia or sour grapes or some bizarre form of electronic racism, or something.
There's a clip up on YouTube, showing David Lynch saying that if you watch a movie on your phone, you're not truly experiencing [...]

Search of the Week: Go to hell, you sick fucking bastards

No, the search of the week phrase was NOT actually "Go to hell, you sick fucking bastards". It was "fucking little school kids cunts", and "Go to hell, you sick fucking bastards" was just the first phrase that popped into my head in response. See, I knew, with the name of the site and all [...]

New Hampshire Primary: Thoroughly fucked.

Last time the US attempted to elect a president, we saved the poll discrepancy shenanigans for the final round of voting. But where would the fun be this time around if we didn't try to outdo ourselves? The first state primary passed without any major trouble, except for the fact that Iowa's Republicans voted in [...]

Search of the Week: 10 ways to fuck up your kids

Yeah, so the "search of the week" thing hasn't been so weekly after all. Some weeks, the top search phrases around here are just not that exciting. But this one, I couldn't pass up. So today I bring you F*cking C*nts' Top 10 Ways to Fuck Up Your Kids:

Raise them in a strict, evangelical Christian [...]