Archive for December, 2007

On The Web: Bill Maher's top Assholes of 2007

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Fuck Consumerism, or: Eyelid wash, and other brilliant ideas

Last weekend, in a pharmacy in a small town in Alaska, I saw a box of "eyelid wash".
EYELID wash
For FUCK'S sake!
So, I picked it up, thinking there might be some obscure disease that might necessitate such a product [added]… and there is! The eyelid wash people just forgot to mention it.[/added] Apparently it's good for [...]

Gaw … Fuck OFF with the goddamn SWEETS already!

So, I go to Subway because I didn't bother packing a proper lunch before leaving for work the other day. I was almost feeling adventurous enough that I actually ordered a different kind of sandwich … unfortunately, I instead decided to just try one of their fancy sauces on my Spicy Italian on Wheat, and [...]

And Fuck You too, Obama (or: why America is a Single-Party system)

So, Senator Barack Obama supports Senate bill 1959, the "Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007" … fuck you very much, Mr. Obama. Not-so-oddly, this bill has received relatively little coverage in the mainstream press, so allow me to quote a few choice sections for you:
`SEC. 899A. DEFINITIONS.
`(2) VIOLENT RADICALIZATION- The term `violent [...]

Fuck you, Hillary (re: the NPR Democratic Presidential Candidate Debate)

So, I'm listening to a presidential candidate debate on NPR this morning … they're talking about the shocking new evidence that Iran is, in fact, NOT trying to build a nuclear weapon. They apparently stopped doing that four years ago. And the conversation comes around to Hillary Clinton, who asserted that the halt of Iran's [...]