Archive for October, 2007

Top 10 Ways to Recognize a Homosexual (SOTW)

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sex with dolphins & synchronicity

So, yes, today in my quest for new and interesting things to share with the wide world of the social bookmarking services, I clicked an old bookmark for an article on a university website about a person's experience with a pair of dolphins kept at the Kewalo Basin research facility in Hawaii. (Where is this [...]

10 Ways to Use the Word Cunt: a lesson for Americans

Americans (meaning United Statesians … yes, I know "America" consists of two entire continents, fuckoff thank you) are in the unfortunate position of only really knowing two ways to use the word cunt. Both are considered so shockingly offensive, it's basically never used. A shame really. Fuck has become so blasĂ© it's hardly got any [...]

stop taking yourself so fucking seriously!

There are, as you may guess, a great many things about the human race that I find rather bothersome … but few so genuinely irritating as when people with whom I'd otherwise agree take themselves so fucking seriously they make complete cunts of themselves, and their personal ridiculousness then contaminates the ideas I support. These [...]

sexual taboos in america: a generational progression

A brief and off-the-cuff summary of societal sexual taboos in American culture from the Victorian era to the present … based on my entirely non-thorough readings and personal conversations.
Victorian Times: Everything. Female orgasm was medically known as "hysterical paroxysm", and a "cure" for the uniquely female disorder of hysteria was to have a qualified physician [...]

the worst swear word in the world …

If The Guardian says so, it must be true. I'm so proud. :-D

10 Ways to Recognize a Macho Cunt (no, you're not "men")

I could actually do a whole site dedicated to macho "culture" in the US. I could develop an elaborate taxonomy of different sub-species of American macho cunts, the individual plumage and mating rituals of each, and the poor stupid women who continue allowing these jackasstic sub-humans to breed. I could explore the world of mixed-breed [...]

fucking anti-abortion cunts … piss off!

Legal abortion has been one of my pet political causes since I was a young teen. Really, that may sound a little strange, but nonetheless true. Yes, I was headed to hell (according to an upcoming f*cking c*nts target, America's fundamentalist Christians) before I had even started having premarital sex and committing mortal sins and [...]

fucking cunts … yes, you heard that correctly

Righty-o. Might as well start of by offending everyone, no? Otherwise, what fun will this little site be?
So, as an American (meaning United Statesian) woman, why in the hell would I actually start a blog using the word "cunt" all over the place? It is, after all, the single most offensive female-referential word in the [...]